(and neither should you);

I've collected these rumors from a wide range of sources. They are displayed here solely for their amusement value, and to partially stop the flood of e-mail I get about some of 'em. They are in NO way to be taken as being disrespectful to the band--the only people I'm laughing at here are the ones who persist in believing these.

**Your face looks familiar...:
  • Marilyn manson is charles manson in disguise.
  • Mr. Manson was the little kid on Mr. Belvedere.
  • Mr. Manson was Paul on the Wonder Years
  • Mr. Manson was the youngest son on the Brady Bunch.
  • Mr. Manson played Mike Teevee in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. [..in the *book*?...]
  • Marilyn Manson was Charlie in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
  • Marilyn Manson was Doogie Howser's best friend on the same named show
  • Marilyn Manson acted on the old sitcom "the Facts of Life" before moving on to his musical career.
  • Ginger was Paul on the Wonder Years.
  • one of the drummers was on The Wonder Years and he was ashamed of it so he went to the studio where they kept all the tapes of the show and destroyed them and that's why you never see that show on anymore.
  • I heard that the lead singer is really the older son from Mr. Belvedere. I also heard that Paul Pfifer from the Wonder Years is in the band.
  • Marilyn played the little kid on Small Wonder.
  • Manson was Corky from Life Goes On
  • Twiggy was Valerie on Family Ties.
  • twiggy is that chick from the wonder years
  • Marilyn Manson played Winnie on the Wonder Years.
  • i also "heard" that he was the OLDER brother on Mr. Belvedere (Rob Stone, I think his name was), and that when (-ever) Marilyn Manson was on Letterman, Dave asked him about his stint on Mr. B, and that Marilyn quickly stated that that was a long time ago, and that he wasn't like that anymore, etc.
  • I heard that Mr. Manson WAS the guy on the Wonder Years but then started his own rumour and then he SAID he wasn't, just to throw people off.
  • The Twiggy that is in the band now isn't the REAL Twiggy. The old Twiggy was replaced & you can't tell the difference because he wears all that makeup and wigs.
  • Someone at school told me that Twiggy and Zim Zum were the same person, but to make them look like two people they used holograms and mirrors.... They do this because the real Twiggy lost his hair from having chemotherapy for Ball Cancer, and he was ashamed cause his hair wasn't as cool as it used to be....
  • Daisy and Zim Zum are the same people, but Manson thought it would get him more publicity if he "got a new guitarist".
  • I heard that daisy is zimzum, and that he made up a alternate identity so he could marry himself.
  • Someone told me that Zim Zum is Izzy Stradlin in disguise.
  • I heard that Sara Lee and Ginger are really the same person, and that Sara had plastic surgery and changed his name so nobody would recognize him.
  • Manson IS Trent.
  • Vince Neil sings in the band.
  • HeY I HeArD oN MtV ThAt Mr. MaNsON UsED To Be ThE LeAd SiNgUr FoR ThErApY ThEy SuX ShIt MANSON ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Trent Reznor can clearly be seen sitting next to Ginger Fish during Marilyn Manson's MTV Video Music Performance.
  • The Rev.'s real name is Marilyn.
  • The MM singer is G.G.Allin, G.G. did not go overboard but hid out and overdosed a a guy with shit on his face that looked like him! Thats why GG is in disguise now!
  • i heard that marilyn is a member of a cannibal group and he really is black and he bleached his skin (like michael jackson).
  • In Marilyn Manson's new video (Man That You Fear) the little girl that plays his duaghter is said to actaully be his duaghter.
  • Likewise, the girlfriend/wife of the video is alledged by some to be Manson's real girlfriend/wife...
    **Pronoun Trouble--what sex was that band member, anyway?:

  • Marilyn just got breast implants--I kow it's true, I read it in a magazine...[ah, the things you find trolling the newsgroup...]
  • Twiggy is a girl. [guess they've got mighty strange looking girls in someone's neck of the woods...]
  • Twiggy is really a transsexual.
  • I heard marilyn was a hermaphrodite.
  • The only reason that Mr. Manson deals with child pornography is because he is a hermaphrodite.
  • Mr. Manson is actually a chick.
  • Manson wants to get a sex change.
  • Manson is a transvestite. That's why him and all the band members have chick's names.
  • Manson wants to be a woman so he can be a witch. [gee, I didn't realize that was a requirement..]
  • Manson is really a woman, SHE dresses like a man, only to have sex with other woman.
  • Missi (that's the correct spelling) is actually Twiggy in disguise. That's why they're always together.
  • could you please explain to me what it is with Pogo really being a female, or transvestite(sp?)
  • Fionna Apple is really one of the band members.
  • Wasn't Sara Lee Lucas a chick? I've seen pictures where Sara Lee Lucas is called tina or some name like that ( i can't remember...) and looks remarkably like a babe...
  • Twiggy is a girl
  • Also some guy that works in this record store i was in, was convinced that Twiggy was the sixth spice girl (sexy spice)?????

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