WARNING
THESE ARE RUMORS.
THEY ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN AS FACT IN ANY WAY.
I DID NOT MAKE THEM UP MYSELF;
I DO NOT BELIEVE THEM
(and neither should you);
I DO NOT INTEND THEM TO MOCK OR DEGRADE MARILYN MANSON IN ANY WAY.
I've collected these rumors from a wide range of sources. They are displayed here solely for their amusement value, and to partially stop the flood of e-mail I get about some of 'em. They are in NO way to be taken as being disrespectful to the band--
the only people I'm laughing at here are the ones who persist in believing these.
  • Punctuation and spelling have been left as the original sources of the rumors had them. Don't blame us.
  • As noted on mainpage, comments in [square brackets] are by coyote and/or angelynx.

    Rumormill created January 1998===updated June 2009
    with love and respect to its originator, coyote (Judy Renee Pope), 1960-2007

    Short version: NO, Manson did not, ever, have any of his ribs removed, neither to have oral fun with himself nor for any other reason.
    Not true, never was true, period. (Even he thought this one was funny. =)
    But there have been lots and lots of versions of this classic Manson legend
    (which, eleven years later, remains the #1 most asked question at the Spookhouse),
    as you can see below...

    **Who's the god with the biggest dick?:


    • ---The Classic Rib Rumor:
  • I heard that Marilyn Manson had four [or three, or two] of his ribs removed so he could give himself a blowjob!!
    ---and its many variants:
  • Trent, Twig and Marilyn ALL got their ribs removed so they can suck their own penises. [--couldn't they just suck each others' easier?]
  • Manson is going to get his ribs removed so he could blow himself. [interesting variant--it's now moved into the future tense.]
  • Marilyn Manson got high and chopped off own penis!!! [well then, I guess he doesn't have to get that annoying surgery done after all...]
  • The good Rev died on stage, last week, while he was having an operation to remove four of his ribs so he could suck his own dick. [!--I think that just about covers it...]
  • That guy's sick, he ripped his two bottom ribs out just to suck his dick!
  • It was not only 2 to 4 ribs...but all his floating and false rib...or rather that he had removed to suck his own dick...(no...he doesn't need any protection for those vital organs, since he's immortal and all)
  • my roomate told me that this weekend somebody asked him if manson had two ribs removed AND a vertebrae added.
  • He got his vertabre removed to suck his own dick.
  • marilyn manson removed two ribs and had his dick extended (with a part of a dead mans) so he could give himself a blow job. [another interesting variant.]
  • i heard that he got the ribs removed so he could suck his dick for the cover of Tool's AENIMA album...
  • He took hes ribs out to scroo hemself. [I'm having a hard time picturing just how having ribs out would help this...]
  • I heard that Marylin Manson only had his left ribs removed so he could only lick the side of his dick.

    **Of course, there are other reasons to have your ribs removed:

  • Now Manson's getting them removed so he can give birth to kids!
  • (V)anson got two ribs taken 0ut becuase the devil has two less ribs (the devil does actually have 2 less ribs, its in the bible) [It's not. Trust me.]
  • Manson had two ribs removed so that he cauld suck his own dick to prove his love to twiggey [...um...]
  • Marilyn (Brian Warner) had one rib removed to make his penis larger. [..and this would work how...?]
  • Marilyn manson uses his removed rib to fuck small rabits anally [I love the insistence on *small* rabbits.]
  • Marilyn Manson had to get 2 ribs ADDED so he wouldn't choke on his dick!
  • Some little troll argued with me for 20 minutes that Manson had 2 ribs removed and 8 vertebrae removed. And she swore it was a fact and that her friend has pictures. When I explained that I was Pre-Med in college and that he couldn't walk and might not even live with that kind of surgery, she said that was what all his braces were for.
  • I also heard that at a recent show they came onto stage with the two ribs that he supposedly had removed and used them as drumsticks. Is this true?
  • Marylin Manson had cut two holes in his stomach to look like he had ribs removed.
  • I heard that Manson got 2 of his ribs taken out so that he could eat out his asshole, not so he could suck his dick. I mean you can get anybody to suck your dick, but not many people will eat out your asshole. [Ummm....that is a point...]

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