well, this is a review of the cleveland show cuz we fucking missed cincy all together. wasn't too bad, i wasn't pissed believe it or not. anyway my ex friends were there sucking up to every breathing male who had a laminate. i talked to mark afterwards, my exfriends were superpissed when they saw him hug me.

on to cleveland. i drove to cleveland (joy joy, esp, since i was totally tired and on drugs (prescription) and didn't know where i was going.) but anyway. we finally get there and wake up regina and anthony. that was cool. it was rilly funny cuz like, darkone(jay) and his bro are asleep on the floor and it took me 20 min to notice they were there. freaked me out. anyway, after sending jay subliminal messages for about an hour, time to trot off, horrible goes to chez isis, jay and his bro go shopping ??? and the rest of us trot off for food (at denny's in memory of planetcom) so we go tot eh agora, buses are there, it's still rainy, and over all just icky. we go in, and first off, this girl with bright red hair goes, "yer sara lee!" and i'm like, "uh........yeah.....do i know you???" cuz i'd been running into so many people i knew from previous concerts and whatnot, (not to mention the chicken catcher's a blond!!!!! i barely recognized him!) and she goes, 'i'm alana!" and christa was with her, and we go in and there'schicken (who still has my chloraseptic!!! ack!!!!) andjay and justin and phoenix. cool. so we're waiting, fast forward, doors open, we go in. chicken's upset cuz she's in front of the cube, i'm happy cuz i'm near the cube andwill have a clear view of the legs....woohooo!!!!!!!! so fastforward, nyloose comes on (ya know, they aren't half bad after you've heard them enough) and so the chick doesn't spit on me (brijette's her name right? ithink so) no, she hits me with this fortune cookie. it felt (and sounded like ) she hit me with a rock! and fastforward to manson. manson comes out, i'm all like, hyper, cuz dammit, it"s manson! twig's got replacement black and white basses and looks rather...um......undead? his makeup looked like he was bleeding from the head. it was kinda.........um.......intersting???? and manson had the bleeding from the eyes looks, ginger was just pretty, as was zim zum and the legs were in tip top shape. woohooo!!! oh yeah, and the rest of mwg looked nice too.( he was wearing the jacket from the entertainment weekly photo!!!!!!!) so set list was the same as usual, I had a pick and a lollipop what i was gonna launch on stage (just fer fun) soooooooo, they're playing and mr manson noticed my gloves!!!! (note: sara spent 2 hours sewing these awesome black feathers on her formal gloves, they looked *lovely*!!!!!!) got a nice look of approval from the slender one, it was quite entertaining. so during "driedup" the very end part where he goes "all dried up" i lauched the pick on stage, but missed hitting him by like 3 inches. *pout* so then i launcehed the lolli onstage in the beginning of "sweet dreams" and missed him again (he just *had* to move....) I wasn't trying to hurt him, just to hit him. revenge for the cold ya know i'm still better about that! i have yet to regain my sense of smell! awesome songs man....LOTS of eye contact and another smile from ZIM ZUM on stage. also, during IHA, i held up a sign that said, "i wasn't born with enough genitalia". that was funny. so they're playing and acs comes up and mr manson's on the podium and he starts ripping up this book, probs the bible. it was kinda funny. i thought *for sure!* he was gonna go tumbling off of the podium! it was funny. and i'm still getting a kick outta that whole "kiss to the crowd" thing. =) then he goes, "how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people???" i felt like slapping him. anyway, there was this one guy who kept calling mr manson a pussy, he was to my left....and mr manson goes, 'hey, this guy thinks i'm a pussy....i'm busy singing, why don't you guys kick his ass?" (or something to that effect) i think it was during the reflecting god, that this happened...like right before they launced into it. then later on, the guy's still heckling hte poor guy, and mr manson goes, 'i see you guys aren't finished kicking that guys' ass" it was funny.

IT WAS A GREAT SHOW!!!!!!!! the best one thus far. and no ginger abuse!

after the show, i talked to mark and danny from ny loose and danny went off to get me aftershow passes, and came back with the news that manson had departed and told me where the aftershow party was at. so we trot off to trilogy for the after show. get there, and it's such a wierd club! it was just *wierd!* i didn't understand the place. so we go in, there's twiggy,and no one else is to be found. a little inquiry and we find that manson's upstairs and they're only letting laminates up. so, manson leaves (tour manger said something about an interview) and so they stopped being anal about who was let upstairs. i talked to the legs....errr...madonna, he was stoned outta his mind, he remembered me from iowa, but was just like totally out of it. he was rocking back and forth and what not,it was wierd. he told me all about iowa, what happened after we left. i thought it was kinda funny, the way he told it. turns out that he was arrested fer having marijuana and he's like, "and the cops took my drugs and all my money and put me in handcuffs and i was pissed off" it was just *rilly* funny to hear him tell it. he's like, "i'm never going back to iowa, never again" and after that is when he shaved his head (wooohooo!!!!!!!) i asked him about the numbers (on the front of acs). gave me a good long answer. jay will probs post what they mean. (i'm such a bitch aren't i???) i didn't get a pic with the legs (id on't think he could have stood still long enough, he was rocking back and forth and twirling around and just rilly fucked up) but i did ask him and he didn't freak out. hehehehe. i dunno, he's pretty clear most of the time for a person whose stoned outta their mind (found out he was on like lsd and shrooms)

COOLL PART!

i got to talk to THE DAD OF FUCK! that's right, senior manson, the father of the anorexic one, mr warner. he was there, the guy's insane, i feel so sorry for mother manson.....(heheheh) he's nutty, he's like, "yer his (mr manson's) daughter!" to me! i'm like, "how'd ya guess?" so funny. guess mr manson was one busy 7 year old...;) from then on (at the suggestoion of regina) i called him grandpa. hehehehhee. anyway, then he goes, "i'm hearing confessions" and i said, "okay, i confess. i'm obsessed with madona's legs" to which he says, "they're not real" he's nuts!!

so i move on. go upstairs, to stand next to mwg. (i know, i know, but ya know, he didn't notice that i was leaning on his back. too stoned ya know. i was happy. i was near the legs. and the legs tell me what to do.) turns out that the reason people at the club had been asking me what i was on was becuz of the black light....they made my eyes looks a SCARY glow in the dark bluegreen. COOL!! I NEED ONE OF THOSE! so i looked SUPER wierd! so anyway,we left upstairs, and went downstairs and there's our favorite zim zum puppy! we had a nice long talk. about everything it seems!!! next video (according to him) will be tourniquet, they're thinking of doing 5 total, um, one for the reflecting god, um, i just remember those two. (i want one for IHA!) we talked about so much, i felt like i was interviewing him! i dunno, he's just rilly easy to talk to just like ginger and mwg. ;)

speaking o ginger, i talked to him, he was a perky puppy, he's so sweet. he's rilly cool. =) and he's so darn cute!

twiggy just looked like he wanted to go home. he looked bored and pissed off at the world. and i finally got a picture with him.

mr manson....oh....what to say of mr manson??? i shook his hand. i got bold and got between him and his body guard and told him i loved the show, it was the best so far, blah blah blah and he smiled at me,, and spoke to me and like stroked my jaw, and pinched my cheek. i didn't melt then i was okay. i melted after he left though. i melted all over regina's shoulder. then something about virginia popped up, i don't remember what though, i just remember his body guard remarking about it. maybe when i get over the shock and realization that mr manson doesn't hate me, it'll come to me.

Sara Lee Lucas (Saratina)