hey family of fuckers,

wow, all i can say is amazing... ok... i'm gonna spill it all... so if this get's a little long please try to finish... ;)

well i got a ride down with pam (ouish@aol.com) and we got there around 6:15, as soon as we pulled in, we noticed some of the boyz around the side and went over to chat with them. met madonna, daisy and the rev briefly... met these three girls from canada (real nice) and one had this AWESOME tattoo of madonna on her back (upper-right) all the boyz were going ape over it... after that i saw ginger and i went up to him and chatted, i was like: "so your ginger fish?" he's like "yeah, whered you hear my name?" i told him about the list ;) and other crap, he said he was really bored and went to get a drink.. then we went to get into the show...

getting into the show was interesting... the security were real fuckers... the female bouncers were checking bra's and crotches on the girls (lesbos? ;) and the male bouncers were better... i had a camera between my legs and thankfully didn't get caught... then i see the metal detector... oh no, i think, is my camera gonna set it off? it didn't. YES i got in and... "i got my camera and i'm armed real well..." ;)

8:30 some local band (the martians) came on for a bit, were not very good, but listenable... then came korn, i really liked them... ;) then MANSON! they FUCKING blew the place away... was GREAT... i got 'bout 25 shots, no flash, during their set, including two of mr manson with his monkey between his legs, two of him like a foot away, the rev crowd- surfed! and one of his bare ass as he was walking off the stage... i can't wait to get these developed... i'll scan all the good ones and put em somewhere... ned? anyone? hehehe... ok, i got the setlist and it read:

CAKE & SODOMY
CYCLOPS
SNAKE EYES
DOPE HAT
ORGAN GRINDER
SWEET DREAMS
GET YOUR GUNN
DOGMA
LUNCHBOX
MY MONKEY
MISERY MACHINE

the show rocked... the rev was really pissing the security off though, and when, just before lunchbox, he said: "i'm gonna count to 3 and i want you all to spit on me" the security got real pissed and left! WoW! there was no security at all between us and the stage, i see twiggy signaling the crowd to come up... i tried desperatly to get up, but couldn't, i was squished in the second row, and those poor canadian girls were in front of me... well korn and mm's roadies came out to catch crowd surfers and such, soon after and i gave up... but i got a lot of nice shots, without having to half hide from security... ;) well then they ended lunchbox and ginger threw the drumkit, madonna dived on it, mr manson waddled off with his bare ass showing, and they left... :( no my monkey and no misery machine... :( oh well... it was still the best show i've seen... ;) then the girls in front of me left and i got front row, waiting for danzig to come on... but it took a long time, what had happened was, there was a FIGHT!!! THOSE FUCKERS!!! the fucking asshole security went out back and tried to kick the rev's ass... one security guy punched the roadie, frankie, the one that looks like vince neil ;), and he had to go get stiches in his eye, madonna got his right pinkey fractured and also went to the hospital to get that done up... FUCKING ASSHOLE SECURITY! they were such fuckers from the start!@@$!$%^!#$^#$^!@# grrrrr... i wanted to kill them... ;) oh well... then, 5 minutes before danzig came on, ginger walked out from back stage, straight at me, hopped down, shook my hand and started talking to me... ;) i was like WOW! cool! i told him the usuall stuff... nice show... blah blah, and asked him about the fight, he told me what i told you... ;) danzig was ok... i am not an avid danzig fan, but i like a bit of his stuff...

after the show, i came out, went straight back to the bus... met ginger again, chatted a bit, had him sign the set list... got in line to get in the door of the bus and get a sig from the rev, got him to sign it too and had a real short chat... then after a while, looking through my wallet, i found my W-2 form, i had to give a photocopy to the finacial aid office and didn't take it out of my wallet yet... well i was like cool... i'm gonna get him to sign it... ;) i also found out that pam had left, and was sposed to come back and pick me up... hmmm... well after waiting for about 2 hours, i wondered back behind the club, and glen danzig was there signing the last of his autographs, the manson bus had left already... so i got him to sign my W-2 form too... hey, i was bored... ;) he was like "hey, manson sign as 'Rev. Marilyn Manson'" and laughed... i was like yeah, he's the reverend of 'the church of fuck' ;) he looked at me sorta weird and i left... after a while, i was like fuck it i'm getting a cab to the hotel i knew we were staying at, and so were the boyz... ;) i don't know why i didn't think of that earlier... oh well... i got there and the canadian girls and pam are there... they had been talking with the boyz... i missed it... :( oh well... madonna comes down and we all go up to our room... we were all chatting with madonna for like 2-3 hours, about the weirdest shit too... like, i found out that they want to go to europe, they are saving up, they sold about 125000 copies of portrait, madonna used to be a computer programmer, and me being a cs major, we had a half hour gab about computers and languages and all that crap... other stuff... they have like 5 demo's, they were formed in 89, don't remember if this is what's in the 'faq of fuck', they have done a bunch of covers and he listed them all... they are going to go work on the dopehat vid after the tour, and release the single... sweet dreams may be on it, or they may release it as a seperate single! that would be cool ;) ummm... what else... hmmm... he told me about the fight again, about how he hated the internet, and none of the boyz have 'net accounts... he hates it cause people can lie too much! oh well... i like it... ;) he told me about why he thought bootlegs were bad, because others are making money off of their shows, and they aren't, so i guess that means if no one sells boots, they are ok... understand? TRADE! ;) ummm... he gave us this long lecture about rubber clothes... boy he knows alot about it... ehehehe... i learnt some stuff... ;) he also told me he hates madonna! which i found very amusing... ;) he met her a few times and he said she was a bitch... "she only buys clothes with 3 zeros after the price" hehehe... oh well... he also expressed his dislike for courtney love... "she is a lying bitch" or something of that sort... ;) she is another reason he dislikes the net, she posted lot's of bullshit while he was watching... she was stirring up the shit... ehehehe... sounds cool to me... ;) well madonna got tired and was gonna go, when we hear a knock on the door, and behold... ginger has come to visit... w00w00! ginger was real hyper and started messing up the bed... ;) well we had a chat with both of them, a few photo's and madonna left, leaving me, pam, the three canadians and ginger... he was soooo funny, like a little kid, he was playing round in the bed, messing it all up, and slid down between the bed and the wall... i got a photo... him, wrapped in blankets, with a pillow under his head, pretending to be asleep, it was SOOOO cute... ;) well after a bit, he got up and we chatted for a bit... then all of a sudden, he got up and started looking around the room, saying "damn, i'm looking for something" "where is it" etc... and after searching the room a bit ran out the door??? hmmm... weird... oh well... we waited a bit and went to sleep... 6:30am... ;) woke up at 8:30am, looked around a bit, saw the bus was still there, went up to get ready to leave and see them off, but when we got back down, the bus was gone... awwww... well we left, and what do you know, there's the bus, paked outside a supermarket, mc donalds and such... we were going to go to mc' donalds anyway, so we got out and saw frankie, the roadie, and madonna walking back to the bus, we said bye and they left. the end. well not quite... ;) pam, being the weirdo she is... ;) is on her way to canada righ now, driving those girls back up there and going to stay a few dayz... cool eh? well i had a good night... i really hope the photo's turn out, and i hope you got this far in my story... well i gotta go now so later all...
_Trojan_ (very very happy and tired) ;)