How Many Spookykids Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Coyote said:
1 to change the lightbulb
20 to say Daisy would have done it better
10 to say yeah, but Zimmy would be friendlier doing it
2 to say that John 5 will do it just as friendly as Zim
10 to say that before ACS came out they didn't need so many lightbulbs
3 to complain that with Mechanical Animals they'll probably be using
COLORED lightbulbs
1 to saw how great Pogo's legs look while changing the lightbulb
3 to say they have original Spooky Kids lightbulbs
9 to debate why you need to change the lightbulb
7 to say that Rammstien have different lightbulbs
6 to ponder what plot the Space Chickens are hatching with inferior 
lightbulbs
2 to wonder if there's a digest for the lightbulbs
4 to ponder the deeper meaning of lightbulbs
4 to tell horror stories of their parents confiscating their lightbulbs
8 to argue exactly how many lightbulbs Daisy has changed
6 to wonder how many lightbulbs Zimmy changed before falling off the ladder
2 to say "Gidget....."
100 to not care WHO changes the damn lightbulb, as long as they can see 
their keyboards

rev infidel added:
5 to ask if anyone got a different color lightbulb, one with lighter shades 
or different colored writing
7 to discuss how much money Daisy should get for unpaid royalties 
while changing lightbulbs with the band
9 to discuss the ethics behind Twiggy's re-screwing of lightbulbs
 that Zimmy had previously installed before leaving the band
3 to wonder if Zimmy can find a successful career installing lightbulbs for 
another band
16 to post that they don't care if he does, he wasn't as good as 
Daisy anyway
5 to ask if there are any unreleased demo changings the band did 
before their first release, and if KTS has released it yet

NightAngel added:
20 to post reviews of seeing the entire band change lightbulbs
3 to complain the lightbulb reviews should be posted on the web
6 to complain MM just doesn't change lightbulbs as well as they 
used to
6 to insist Manson changes lightbulb's even better than before
33 to say MM's upcoming changing of lightbulbs will be just as 
good as the Portrait of an American Lightbulb series
40 to reminiss about the great lightbulb change gathering in 
Dayton & how HooDoo nearly made all the lightbulbs short fuse
3 to post reviews of Psychotica, JOJ & Rammstein changing 
lightbulbs
3 to declare only MM-related lightbulb stories should be posted 
on the list
20 to insist all the new light bult changers are inferior to
 those who began changing lightbulbs on the POAAL tour.
18 to wonder what kind of drugs Pogo hides in his lightbulbs while changing 
them
30 to be grossed out by Twiggy drooling on the broken lightbulbs
 he dropped while trying to change them
33 to wonder how many lightbulbs will break before Manson leaves the stage 
early
40 to distribute lightbulb shaped pixi stix in 3 different  flavours
9 to make flyers to promote the next lightbulb changing 
1 to compare how Marson's latest lightbulb changing album cover  Sexpod's 
similar changing of the lightbulb cover from ‘97
3 to ask if Manson really set Sara's changed lightbult on fire
333 to ask if Manson really removed one of his own  lightbulbs
333333 to ask if Manson really stabbed his eye with broken glass  when a 
lightbulb he was changing shattered
...and Mosh-For-Jesus finished it up with:
--20 to philosophize about whether lightbulbs are 'goth' or not
--1 to make up a story about how his little sister was kidnapped while
  changing a lightbulb and demand that the list find her
--20 to complain that people are stealing lightbulb GIFs from their
  website without permission
--25 to argue that Manson would be nothing without the lightbulbs he
  stole from Trent
--25 to counter that Manson's lightbulbs were always better than
  Trent's lightbulbs anyway
--5 to say that Manson's lightbulbs suck with or without Trent's help
--50 to ask those people why they're on the list if they hate Manson's
  lightbulbs so much
--15 to admit that Manson's lightbulbs are inferior but they like 
  him  anyway
--30 to point out that the *rest* of the band has lightbulbs too, not
  just Manson
--75 to hint that they know the real names of the band's lightbulbs
--20 to post the wrong names of the band's lightbulbs
--50 to point out that the lightbulb names are wrong, but not say why
--5 to post the correct names of the band's lightbulbs
--30 to say they shouldn't have done that
--50 to accuse the above 30 of being lightbulb snobs 
--40 to say we aren't supposed to know the real names of the band's
  lightbulbs but that everyone knows them anyway
--10 to wonder if Manson if going to smash his last lightbulb on 
  (fill in date)
--10 to post the same lightbulb-suicide rumors every month
--1 to post the lightbulb FAQ every month and request everyone read it
  and not ask lightbulb questions which are answered in the FAQ 
--10 who haven't read the lightbulb FAQ to ask how to change a 
  lightbulb, every day
--20 to complain about the above 10 people
--5 to point out that all of them are from AOL
--50 to complain about the people who are complaining
--1 to start a *secret* lightbulb-changing list
--300 to complain about the 100 who got on the secret lightbulb list
--20 to start an organization to defend the band's right to change
  lightbulbs
--100 to complain that the lightbulb-defense organization is stupid
  and that no lightbulb-defense-related posts should be sent to the
  list
--100 non-lightbulb-defense members to defend the character of the 
  lightbulb-defense members and their rights to post lightbulb-
  defense material to the list
--50 to argue over exactly how many lightbulb-defenders there really 
  are
--20 to post rumors of what the lightbulb-defense list is talking 
  about on their private lightbulb-defense list
--100 to say they don't care what the lightbulb-defense people are 
  doing and to just shut up
--5 to identify exactly which lightbulbs Zim Zum forgot to change
  during each show
--15 to speculate about which songs we aren't hearing because Zim Zum
  can't change their lightbulbs well enough
--20 to say it doesn't matter how fast Zim Zum can change lightbulbs
  because he's so nice and looks good in hot pants
--25 to point out that Manson's lightbulbs are made of fake glass
--100 to worry that Manson will run out of lightbulbs after ACS
--75 to say that he should run out of lightbulbs, even if he
  doesn't have to
--15 to complain that only Manson's lightbulbs are being written about
--25 to say that's ok because his lightbulbs are bigger and brighter
--30 to point out again that the *rest* of the band has lightbulbs
  too, not just Manson...