| ===Season 1: 2007=== | ||||||||||
| Airdate | Prod. # | Writer | ||||||||
| Episode #1, "Age of Heroes (Part 1)" | May 25, 2007 | 101 | Rob Hoegee | |||||||
| The Storm Hawks head to Terra Atmosia to register as an official Sky Knight squadron, only to be rejected because of their age. Shortly thereafter, the leader of the Red Eagles, Carver, tries to steal the Aurora Stone, the most powerful crystal in Atmos. Though Aerrow is able to defeat him, things go from bad to worse when Master Cyclonis sends the Dark Ace to finish Carver's mission. The Storm Hawks are unable to fend off the fleet of Cyclonian Talons, or the Dark Ace himself, and the Aurora Stone is stolen. | ||||||||||
| Episode #2, "Age of Heroes (Part 2)" | May 25, 2007 | 102 | Rob Hoegee | |||||||
| With the Aurora Stone stolen, every Sky Knight in Atmos joins forces to retrieve it, only to fail miserably when the Dark Ace uses its power against them. Using the crystal to power her Storm Engine, Master Cyclonis plans to wipe out every terra in Atmos simultaneously. The Storm Hawks mount their own mission to retrieve the crystal, opting to use stealth over brute force. While the rest of his team sneaks in through Cyclonia's many underground passages (Piper: "This place gives me the creeps." Stork: "I think it's kinda homey."), Aerrow provides a distraction on the outside, defeating Master Cyclonis' minions one by one, even the Dark Ace. Within the fortress, he is aided by Starling, a lone Sky Knight who had infiltrated the Cyclonian ranks before the stone was even stolen. Ultimately, Aerrow is forced to destroy the Aurora Stone to stop the Storm Engine, but with Starling's testimony this is considered an acceptable loss. | ||||||||||
| Episode #3, "Gale Force Winds" | June 4, 2007 | 103 | Steve Ball | |||||||
| During a scouting mission into the Cyclonian-controlled Terra Gale, the Storm Hawks take on a mission to rescue Dove, an old warrior's granddaughter, from the Cyclonians. When they find her, however, they are forced into rescuing the Rebel Ducks, Terra Gale's imprisoned Sky Knight squadron, as well. | ||||||||||
| Episode #4, "The Code" | June 11, 2007 | 104 | Richard Elliott & Simon Racioppa | |||||||
| While attempting to take a phoenix crystal from the great firebird's nest, the Storm Hawks have their prize stolen by the Rex Guardians. When their leader, Harrier, insists on a challenge, Aerrow gladly agrees in order to show him who runs the better squadron. However, the Storm Hawks find themselves in a bad position to win when faced with the Guardians' insistence on adhering to proper etiquette, and lose the challenge through technicalities. To make things worse, Harrier hands the phoenix crystal over to the Dark Ace in an attempt to placate Cyclonia. The Dark Ace, of course, does not honor the deal, and the Guardians quickly discover their honorable traditions do little good against someone who doesn't play by the same rules. When the Storm Hawks succeed where they failed, Harrier agrees to take some pointers from them. | ||||||||||
| Episode #5, "Tranquility Now" | June 18, 2007 | 105 | Matt Wynne | |||||||
| The timepulse crystal at Terra Glockenchime is shut down by Ravess and Snipe, shutting down navigation for every airship in Atmos. Just before the Storm Hawks set out to fix the problem, Finn accidentally drops Junko's prized Knuckle Busters --a family heirloom--into the wastelands, and Junko's just not the same without them. As the Storm Hawks make their way through Glockenchime to restore the timepulse, Finn tries to convince Junko that he can fight without the Busters. It is Snipe and his taunts that end up motivating Junko in the end, and with his confidence restored Junko is able to get the timepulse running again. Finn retrieves Junko's Knuckle Busters afterwards just to set things straight, though Junko is glad to have learned that he doesn't always need them. | ||||||||||
| Episode #6,"Best Friends Forever" | June 25, 2007 | 106 | Amy Wolfram | |||||||
| During a storm, Piper is saved by Lark, a crystal expert like herself, and the two become instant friends. However, during a recon mission to a Cyclonian crystal mine, Piper discovers her new friend is Master Cyclonis in disguise, having infiltrated the Storm Hawks in hopes of turning Piper to her side. Unable to do so, Cyclonis uses the mined crystals to turn an entire Talon squadron invisible, while she deals with Piper. Using some unorthodox tactics, the Storm Hawks defeat their invisible assailants, while Piper does the same to Master Cyclonis. | ||||||||||
| Episode #7, "The Black Gorge" | July 2, 2007 | 107 | Eric Hayden | |||||||
| While taking a shortcut over the menacing Black Gorge, the Hawks are stranded by its crystal-draining energy field. In order to restore power and escape, they set out for the one spot in the Black Gorge where sunlight can briefly be found, carrying Piper's rechargable Solaris Crystal. Led by an unwilling (but apparently expert in the place's dark ways) Stork, and a cute native animal, the Storm Hawks avoid one horrible monster after another until they reach sunlight, only to find that it transforms their animal guide and a herd of creatures like him into angry Giant Gorge Sloths. Fortunately, all the horrors of the gorge are no less hostile to the sloths themselves, allowing the Storm Hawks to escape. | ||||||||||
| Episode #8,"Absolute Power" | July 9, 2007 | 108 | Eric Hayden | |||||||
| Aerrow goes off on a secret mission with Starling to Terra Bogaton, leaving Finn --at Piper's suggestion--in charge of the Condor. While Aerrow and Starling fight off the Raptors to rescue a group of peaceful scientists, Finn goes power-mad and banishes his teammates from the bridge. To teach him a lesson, the others mess with the ship's systems, convincing Finn to relinquish control. Their uprising is well-timed: the Raptor scientists have a map of Bogaton's supposedly impenetrable air-defense, and Finn's the perfect man to take them all out. While Aerrow escorts the scientists out of Bogaton under cover fire from Finn, Starling battles Repton for the shield belonging to the Interceptors, her former squadron which Repton destroyed. Once the shield is retrieved and the scientists are safe, Aerrow reminds Starling that she's always welcome to join the Storm Hawks. | ||||||||||
| Episode #9,"Velocity" | July 16, 2007 | 109 | Scott Sonneborn | |||||||
| During the annual Great Atmos Race on Terra Saharr for a rare Velocity Amulet, a mysterious rider convinces every rider to soup up their vehicle with any and every part available, including the vehicles of their friends and even parts from their carriers. As the race begins, the riders are eliminated one by one, with the mysterious rider revealing himself to be the Dark Ace in disguise. Though Aerrow wins the race, the Dark Ace points out that Aerrow now has the only working vehicle on the terra, making the grounded Sky Knights easy pickings for his Talons. While Aerrow tries to hold off the Cyclonian forces on his own, Piper convinces everyone else to work together, cobbling together a massive and heavily armed vehicle from every spare part they have left to repel the Cyclonians. In order to celebrate their teamwork, Aerrow shatters the Velocity Amulet so every squadron can go home with a piece of it. | ||||||||||
| Episode #10,"Fire and Ice" | July 23, 2007 | 110 | Steve Ball | |||||||
| Repton takes his Raptors to a secret reptile paradise ("scorching sand as far as the eye can see!"), only to find that the Blizzarians have frozen it over, their previous icy home having been conquered by the Cyclonians. In order to teach them a lesson, the Raptors begin throwing heat-producing crystals into a nearby volcano, only to be discovered by Stork. Meanwhile, the male members of the Absolute Zeroes offer to take the Storm Hawks through their back-country training course, but insist that Piper stay behind with the females of their squadron. Piper quickly discovers that this is not because they look down on her, but in fact because they think she's the leader, since their squadron leader and Sky Knight, Suzi-Lu, is also female. When one of Repton's minions accidentally sets off the volcano, Piper convinces Suzi-Lu to sacrifice her blizzard crystal to stop it. Meanwhile, Repton and his goons pursue Stork onto the Condor, only to find the Merb is a formidable opponent on his own turf. With the threat over, the Hawks promise to liberate the Blizzarians' original home, and the Raptors are stranded on a frozen terra with their vehicles melted by the lava. [Footnote: the voice of the Zeroes' Billy Rex was provided by series creator Ace Fipke.] | ||||||||||
| Episode #11,"King For a Day" | July 30, 2007 | 111 | Eugene Son | |||||||
| When the Storm Hawks stumble upon the long-lost Terra Vapos, Finn is declared to be their long-awaited hero The Domo, whose coming was foretold in an ancient prophecy--something he couldn't be happier about. When he discovers that an army of humanoid bats is stealing all their supplies, he offers to defeat them all by himself, just as the prophecy says. However,as he leaves, Piper learns that Finn hasn't been given the entire story: Finn isn't supposed to defeat them, he is to be eaten by the head bat. Sure enough, Finn is eaten by the bat, but the story doesn't end there. Finn escapes by lighting a flare, then causes a cave-in to trap the bats forever. With the bats gone, Vapos can become prosperous again. | ||||||||||
| Episode #12,"Terra Deep" | August 13, 2007 | 112 | Eric Hayden | |||||||
| While attempting to evade a Cyclonian fleet, the Storm Hawks take desperate refuge in Terra Deep. Realizing their location just a bit too late, they are forced to play a game of Cat and Mouse with the Murk Raiders, ship-raiding pirates. Despite their efforts, the Storm Hawks can't evade the Raiders on their home turf, and the Murk Raiders are successful in boarding their ship. However, the Murk Raiders aren't quite up to the task of subduing a Sky Knight squadron--or of beating some of Stork's best and riskiest piloting maneuvers--and are repelled with relative ease. Not willing to give up after such a failure, the Murk Raiders summon two more ships to pursue the Storm Hawks. Luckily for the Hawks, the Murk Raiders find much more appealing targets when led out of Terra Deep, where three massive Cyclonian carriers are waiting to be picked clean. | ||||||||||
| Episode #13,"Storm Warning" | August 20, 2007 | 113 | Rob Hoegee | |||||||
| During a spy mission on Terra Amazonia, Finn deviates from Piper's step-by-step plan and steals an entire crate of crystals from a group of Cyclonians under Ravess' command. Annoyed, Piper insists that they wouldn't last a day without her, and sets out to prove it by pretending to quit. Stork discovers her trick, and the others do their best to get along just to ruin her plan. However, they fail to realize that the crate Finn stole is full of leecher crystals, which are slowly draining the ship of its power and will explode after doing so. Once the drain is nearly complete, Ravess orders an attack on the Storm Hawks to take advantage of their weakness, leaving Piper the only one aware of the true nature of the crystals. With her help, Stork is able to dispose of the crystals while the rest of the team repels Ravess. With both sides convinced that they can't do without one another, the Storm Hawks make up, just in time for Stork to admit that he "disposed" of the crystals by storing them in Piper's room, which now has a nice, big window from the explosion. [Note: On the episode sheet in the series' pre-release press kit, "Storm Warning" is listed as episode #7, while "Black Gorge" is not mentioned at all. A last-minute concession to the fast-growing Stork fanbase?=) | ||||||||||
| Episode #14, "A Little Trouble" | September 8, 2007 | 114 | Alexx van Dyne | |||||||
| The Storm Hawks have to babysit Junko's toddler cousin, Tynki. Meanwhile, Snipe is building a larger and even more destructive version of a Cyclonian Destroyer, which will allow him to dominate the skies--if the lumbering thing can even get off the ground. | ||||||||||
| Episode #15,"Thunder Run" | September 15, 2007 | 115 | Scott Sonneborn | |||||||
| Junko is taken hostage, and the Storm Hawks have until sundown to retrieve the ransom the kidnapper --a smooth-talking spider-lizard called The Colonel--demands, which turns out to be the last thing anyone would expect. But Junko's cast-iron stomach may be a weapon even the strongest enemy can't defeat. | ||||||||||
| Episode #16,"Escape!" | September 22, 2007 | 116 | Eric Hayden | |||||||
| Aerrow and Radarr have to break out of a Cyclonian prison as part of an elaborate scheme to free its other prisoners. | ||||||||||
| Episode #17, "Forbidden City" | September 29, 2007 | 117 | Eugene Son | |||||||
| The Storm Hawks must stop Snipe, who's temporarily in the employ of egotistical archaeologist Domiwick, from breaking into an ancient city to capture the fabled Oracle Stone--a crystal that can display the future. Aerrow gets there first, but at the cost of a frightening vision of evil times to come. | ||||||||||
| Episode #18,"Leviathan" | October 6, 2007 | 118 | Paul Giacoppo | |||||||
| When the Condor is swallowed by the terra-sized beast known as the Leviathan, the Storm Hawks have to team up with another Sky Knight, grizzled old sky-salt Triton, to get their home back. But they have an unexpected new leader in Stork, who --separated from his beloved Condor--is transformed by a massive case of traumatic sky-shock into a fearless, vengeful pirate captain. Arrr! | ||||||||||
| Episode #19,"InFinnity" | [shown online 10/15-11/26] | 119 | Alexx Van Dyne | |||||||
| The Hawks intercept delivery of a mysterious crystal pyramid headed for Cyclonia, but have no idea what its powers are until Finn accidentally uses it to clone himself. Are three Finns better than one? It seems that way for the team's sharpshooter (who loafs blissfully while the clones do his chores) unil the others learn his secret, and things get nasty--not to mention crowded!--when Snipe regains the crystal and decides to rule the quadrant with an army of selves. What will reverse the effect? and will the fragile crystal last long enough to return this plethora to normal? | ||||||||||
| Episode #20,"Terra Neon" | [shown online 11/03-12/17] | 120 | Scott Sonneborn | |||||||
| The Hawks visit the famous amusement resort, Terra Neon, and find they have the games, rides and food all to themselves. Where is everyone? Playing captive audience to an alien showbiz entepreneur auditioning for talented newcomers they can make famous--and oh yeah, enslave for life! They aren't impressed by Radarr's dance routine, Finn's virtuoso air guitar performance, Piper's not-so-magic act or Junko's traditional Wallopian folk roaring, but Stork's desperate display of angst-ridden stage fright brings down the house, and it's up to his teammates to save him from planetwide stardom. | ||||||||||
| Episode #21,"The Storm Hawks Seven" | [date TBA] | 121 | Eric Hayden | |||||||
| Ravess is building a powerful sonic cannon at Polaris Pointe, an unstable terra in the center of a narrow passage between two quadrants of Atmos. When Starling finds out, she enlists the aid of the Storm Hawks to destroy it. Though they quickly devise a plan, Starling is somewhat disappointed when it comes to mission preparations, as the Storm Hawks' "training" consists of little more than seemingly-foolish games. When it comes time to attack, the Storm Hawks Seven (Aerrow includes Starling in the count) fails to destroy the cannon, which is protected by a shield. Using some clever disguises, Finn's awful guitar music, and some haphazard construction by Stork, the Storm Hawks are able to temporarily nullify Ravess' cannon while Piper and Starling disable the shield, allowing the Storm Hawks to destroy Polaris Pointe for good. With the threat over, the Storm Hawks surprise Starling with her own room on-board the Condor. Though she's not willing to join up yet, Starling gladly participates in another round of their unique form of training. | ||||||||||
| Episode #22,"Talon Academy" | Dec. 4 2007 (USA), Dec. 9th (UK) | 122 | Ken Pontac | |||||||
| After saving a Talon whose parachute failed, Piper finds the girl's no older than herself. The Storm Hawks discover a poster for a Cyclonian training camp. Glamorous advertising on the poster is meant to suggest that being a Talon is "cool", and kids flock to the camp to join. Aerrow, Radarr and Piper join the academy to take it down, using chroma crystals to change their hair color and clothes. The camp is commanded by 'Sergeant Snipe', who Aerrow can't help but continually annoy. During this time, Piper discovers that Cyclonia plans to use these new recruits to wipe out a defenseless terra, while Aerrow convinces them that being a Talon isn't all it's cracked up to be. Upon being discovered, Aerrow and Piper instigate a rebellion. A still-loyal student calls for a team of elite Talons during the commotion, and Aerrow directs the students in a massive aerial battle, which they win. The students now want to become Storm Hawks instead. | ||||||||||
| Episode #23,"Siren's Song" | Dec. 5 2007 (USA), Dec. 12 (UK) | 123 | Paul Giacoppo | |||||||
| The Storm Hawks find themselves stranded in the Great Expanse, a vast area devoid of life where instruments don't function and navigation is impossible. In explaining to each other how they came to enter this wasteland, the Hawks realize that none of their memories of the event match, and discover that they are being preyed upon by a Sky Siren, an illusion-casting witch intent on destroying them. She attempts to use their greatest desires against them, keeping them from escaping. (The Storm Hawks' desires were: Aerrow- Beating Cyclonia (mostly the Dark Ace); Finn- girls; Piper- A powerful crystal; Stork- A helmet that protects your brain from Mind Worms; Junko- Burgers; Radarr-to drive.=) One by one the Storm Hawks fall prey to her powers, but in the end it is Radarr who overcomes her and pilots the ship to safety, the act of doing so having been his greatest desire. | ||||||||||
| Episode #24,"Calling All Domos" | Dec 6, 2007 | 124 | Eugene Son | |||||||
| Finn and Stork are left alone on the Condor while Piper and Aerrow take Junko, who's in agony with a toothache, home to Terra Wallop for dental care. They soon have a mission of their own to handle when a messenger bird arrives with an urgent appeal from Terra Vapos--the people have been struck with a mystery plague and need the aid of their Domo (and his faithful minstrel)! Can the duo get past the Murk Raiders and bring a crucial antidote back to Vapos before it's too late? And will Junko survive his encounter with the horrors of Wallopian dentistry? | ||||||||||
| Episode #25,"The Lesson" | Dec 7, 2007 | 125 | Eric Hayden | |||||||
When Master Cyclonis invents a crystal that increases all her lieutenants' powers tenfold, their first order of
business becomes the destruction of the Sky Knights, with "Aerrow and his Storm Hawks"
at the top of Dark Ace's list. But a mysterious, legendary ally comes to the Hawks' aid with a bizarre but effective
training course that gives them what they need to turn the tide. Yippee-ki-yay.1 =)
| Episode #26,"Dude, Where's My Condor?" | Dec 15, 2007 | 126 | Scott Sonneborn | Stork is so on-edge over the Condor's constant breakdowns that he has a breakdown of his own, and is tucked into his trance helmet for a little R&R. While he's out, the team seeks repairs, only
to be roped in by a slick cruiser salesman and end up trading their venerable ship in for a shiny new--but pretty shoddy--model. When the replacement starts falling apart, the panicking crew shakes Stork out of his trance,
only to face his quite considerable wrath (well, yeah! anyone surprised?). Can the Hawks reclaim Stork's beloved? only by tricking their way into and out of a deal with her new owner: their old enemy The Colonel...
| ===Season 2: 2008-9=== | | Episode #27,"The Masked Masher" | September (8th?), 2008 | 127 | Alexx Van Dyne |
| Finn trades ten power crystals and the toaster oven to score six tickets to the Ultimate Extreme Mighty Mega-Warrior Championship wrestling finals, but the gang isn't as delighted by his gesture as he's hoped, especially when they find out that the terra hosting this year's match is, uh, Cyclonia. Even worse: when they arrive, they quickly learn that Finn was tricked and the tickets are fakes. But he's just GOTTA see these fights--he's a huge fan--so when he overhears two of the fighters say that the Masked Masher won't be able to compete, he hastily disguises Junko as the Masher and sneaks them all in as his entourage. Finn's in heaven, but kind-hearted Junko doesn't really want to fight, so Piper gives him a dose of hypnosis crystal to convince him he really IS the Masher, then leaves the crystal with Finn and slips off to do some spying. This gets out of hand fast: soon she's trapped in Cyclonis' quarters by Her Darkness' untimely arrival, while Finn's inept use of hypnosis cranks Junko up to a mindless, unstoppable rage. Piper will have to beat the Princess in hand-to-hand combat--and Finn will have to remember the hypnosis-breaking code phrase Piper gave him--to save the team from Cyclonis' wrath and Junko from unwanted mega-warrior tournament stardom. | ||||||||||
| Episode #28,"Atmos, Most Wanted"(--yes, that's the punctuation used in the episode.) | September (15th?), 2008 | 128 | Eugene Son | |||||||
| The Hawks are enjoying a barbecue on the deck of the Condor when they're suddenly, fiercely attacked by the Rebel Ducks of Terra Gale, demanding they return what they've stolen. They convince Dove of their innocence, but soon find themselves being hunted down by the Absolute Zeroes and the Rex Guardians as well, all convinced that the Hawks have turned rogue and become a gang of thieves. Thanks to a Wanted poster that lists the stolen goods and some deductive plotting by Piper, the kids deduce the likely location of the next crime and learn that Repton and his Raptors are the thieves; they've been framing the Storm Hawks (with really cheesy disguises...) in hopes of getting them out of the picture. But when they're caught red-handed with some of the Raptors' loot, how can they prove their innocence to the other squadrons and regain their good name? | ||||||||||
| Episode #29,"Stratosphere" | 129 | Paul Giacoppo | ||||||||
| A bombardment from 20 leagues directly above the Condor--and a red crystal-tipped arrow--bring the Hawks the astonishing news that Cyclonia has developed a way to send ships into the stratosphere, where no one has ever gone ("gravity stones and amplifier crystals in an inverted matrix", Piper says). Ravess couldn't resist using the new technology to take potshots at the Hawks, but Master Cyclonis is furious--she wanted to keep it a secret for now--and Aerrow is overwhelmed with envy that anyone has reached the dreamed-of heights before he could. They soup-up the Condor ("We can see to the boundaries of the Known Atmos from here!" "It's so...pretty.") and reach Ravess' orbiting platform, only to be sneeringly told that its only purpose is to launch an armed Exo-pod into the even loftier heights--the exosphere!--from which Cyclonia can attack anywhere on the Atmos without fear of reprisal. Ravess launches the Pod and escapes the platform, trashing its crystal array; but the fast-thinking team constructs a small flier with which Aerrow can give chase before making their own escape. Can Aerrow and Radarr make Atmos' first solo flight into the exosphere, bring down the Exo-pod, send Ravess packing, make it safely back to the Condor AND get photos of the stunning view from on high for Piper?--as it turns out, all but the last one.==A great episode. [Fangirl footnote: your only chance to see nearly ALL of Stork, when Radarr swipes his towel as he answers the red alert fresh from a swamp bath... *hee*.] | ||||||||||
| Episode #30,"The Last Stand" | 130 | Eric Hayden | ||||||||
| The Hawks pick up a distress signal from a Wallop mining camp deep in the Wastelands and fly to the rescue, despite Stork's dismay at learning they're located near Lava Lake ("Fire scorpions...near-constant earthquakes...total doom!"). Junko especially hopes to impress the miners, explaining that their union--BAHRF, the Brotherhood of Atmosian High-Risk Fuelworkers--is made up of "the toughest Wallops ever!" But things rapidly go from bad to worse. Flying over Lava Lake overheats the Condor so severely that Stork's forced to crashland her with a superheated, out-of-commission crystal array: the crystals defeat a concerted effort to cool them down; AND someone else wants to take in the miners, namely nasty prison warden Mr. Moss [Ep. 16], who's enlisted a pack of fire scorpions and is pleased as punch with the unexpected chance to dish out some payback. To make matters even worse, the miners' hidebound insistence on union rules and break times proves not only no help but a serious hindrance to the rescue effort. Can even the Hawks' teamwork and indomitable spirit triumph over such a torrent of trouble? | ||||||||||
| Episode #31,"Life With Luegey" | 131 | Scott Sonneborn | ||||||||
| Stork swallows a super-powerful Gravitron crystal to keep Luegey from taking it to Repton, only to find that it amplifies his personal gravitational field a thousand-fold-- which is to say that anything near him is immediately pulled to him and sticks like superglue. Unfortunately for the fanfic writers of the world, the only thing near him at the time is Luegey. With their navigator inextricably plastered back-to-back to a Raptor, the Hawks have no choice but to take Luegey aboard the Condor while Piper figures out a way to deactivate the crystal. To distract the big galoot, Aerrow makes him an honorary Storm Hawk; and to the surprise of all, he takes this very seriously and even proves to be helpful (it can be pretty handy to have a guy around who can knock a sky shark cold with one punch). ==Piper determines that only the giant, Gundstaff, has the crystals necessary to defuse the Gravitron; but while they're in the process of filching them, Repton arrives to retrieve the Gravitron and, oh yeah, his goofy brother. Will Luegey fight for the Raptors or for his newfound friends? Uh, he'll need some time to think about that... | ||||||||||
| Episode #32,"What Got Into Finn?" | 132 | Ken Pontac | ||||||||
| The Hawks accept a secretive mission from a mysterious, cloaked woman (wearing black nail gloss...you'd think they'd've noticed only one person on the series fancies the Goth look...) to take a metal cylinder to a certain location--and make sure not to open it. But the coordinates she provides lead nowhere, and the team begins to suspect the whole errand--not, however, before Finn's curiosity gets the better of him and he and Junko open the thing. Next thing you know, the ship's being attacked by a gigantic, superstrong, werewolf-like monster with shaggy blonde fur, while Junko can't manage to stay awake...Things really get bad when the beastie gets aboard a skyride and takes itself to the nearest terra, which in panic calls on the Hawks to stop its Godzilla-like rampage. Diagnosing the problem as an infection of Aggro-Spores (which transform even the calmest creature into a ferocious beast, but just put Wallops to sleep), Stork sets out to synthesize an antidote. But his cure soon proves as bad as the disease: when a succession of classic Acme Company-style traps--including Stork dressing in drag a'la Bugs Bunny!--fail to hold MonsterFinn down long enough to deliver the required dose, Stork, driven to his most extreme level of crazed and cackling genius, devises a fire-breathing robot dinosaur ("Behold Storkasaurus!!") to battle his mutated teammate mano-a-mano. Who's the most dangerous? what can stop them? what did Cyclonis intend all this to cause, besides some embarrrassing publicity for Aerrow & Co.? And will any of the town be left standing once they've "saved" it?... [Fangirl footnote: lots of shirtless Finn in this one, for those of you partial to our marksman.] | ||||||||||
| Episode #33,"Royal Twist" | 133 | Alexx Van Dyne | ||||||||
| A revisiting of the classic "Prince and the Pauper" tale. On a mapping expedition, Piper discovers an uncharted medieval terra whose rightful ruler, Princess Peregrine, is
her identical lookalike. Called Terra Klockstoppia, its technology is stll at animal-powered level,
and even the mention of crystals is forbidden. Peregrine ("call me Perry") is bored silly by court routine and pointless formalities, and longs for adventure, but her guardian, the bossy Regent,
makes it clear she won't ascend to the throne until she outgrows her childish attitude. She's enthralled by her guest's tales of the Hawks' exploits,
and when Piper encourages her to "do what I did--take charge of your life and get out!" she promptly knocks her out and steals her clothes, staff and heliscooter.
(...meanwhile, a cloaked, red-eyed figure, gloating that it can smell the terra's crystal wealth, stalks and attacks two palace guards but is taken captive.)==While Perry's crashlanding on the Condor,
Piper's waking up in her room--and in her clothes. Alas, it seems that Her Highness is much given to telling colorful lies about her imaginary adventures,
so Piper's insistence that she's NOT the princess is completely dismissed. ... Perry treats everything on the Condor as a fantastic toy, wants no part of Piper's duties and only wants to be shown a good time; Finn thinks this is A-OK but Stork is more suspicious by the moment (and also spots that unlike the real Piper, this one's left-handed). ===The palace invader, learning that the Klockstoppians have no crystal weapons, easily makes his escape, and returns to attack the palace with his comrades--identical black-cloaked creepies on batwinged black skyrides. Piper identifies them as Nightcrawlers ("an elite Cyclonian goon squad who answer directly to Master Cyclonis herself!") but the Regent thinks this is just another of Perry's tall tales... the princess admits all to the Hawks, and they speed to Klockstoppia in time to send the Nightcrawlers packing. Peregrine's seen the value of real work, and announces she's ready to assume the throne, delegating all her silly duties to the Regent. [Footnote: we do learn that Piper is a pushover for a good backrub. Or footrub.] | ||||||||||
| Episode #34,"Second Chances" | 134 | Eugene Son | ||||||||
| "INSIDE ATMOS brings you 'News on the Move'! Remember disgraced Sky Knight Carver?..Goodbye slammer and hello freedom--he's out!"--Yup; The Red Eagles' leader is determined to have been acting under Cyclonian mind control back in episodes 1/2. Released from prison, he begs for a chance to atone by signing on with a new squadron--maybe yours?--and Aerrow, with TV cameras rolling, can't see a way to refuse.===The team's a bit dubious when he buys them new custom-tailored uniforms and shows them how to "work a crowd", but he soon charms his way into everyone's heart: praising Piper's map collection, giving Junko cooking tips, and taking great interest in Stork's deadly new pet, a Scarlet-Maw Razor-Fanged Arachnoid... ===When Carver invites Guy Skyly's TV crew from "Inside Atmos" to cover the team's activities, Aerrow has a sudden run of bad luck--weapon malfunctions, engine failures--but he's the only one who thinks their new teammate may be up to no good. Carver, however, gravely tells the team that he fears Aerrow is falling under Cyclonian mind control, and urges them to find out if he's carrying a control crystal. Gee, guess what: as soon as Carver searches him, that's what they find. Aerrow is locked up "for his own good" in the high-security stockade on Terra Atmosia, and Carver--as a Sky Knight, automatically the team's new leader--is awfully eager to discourage Piper's attempts to reverse the crystal's effects, or anyone's efforts to even stay in touch with their friend. The Hawks (finally!) start to smell a rat, but while Piper is analyzing the crushed remains of the supposed hypnosis crystal found on Aerrow (it's a fake), someone is slipping Stork's pet spider into Aerrow's cell...Carver openly attacks the kids to assert his command, but in the nick of time Aerrow steps in, sprung from his cell by ever-faithful Radarr. (Turns out Stork's pet is only a Scarlet-Maw Tickle-Fanged Arachnoid.)==As the two Sky Knights duke it out in a no-holds-barred duel on the Condor's wing, Radarr takes the controls (with a vicious snarl at Stork when he tries to stop him!) and airlifts the battle to a mesa where the reporter, Guy Skyly, is waiting--and captures Carver's entire gloating confession that his 'mind control' was faked and his goal has been to kill Aerrow all along. Carver lashes back in a fury, but Aerrow goes Super Saiyan on him and the heel is back in the stockade before you can say bang. The Hawks switch back to their old armor, and Stork trades the arachnoid in for a shrieking thing that's really poisonous... | ||||||||||
| Episode #35,"Radarr Love" | 135 | Scott Sonneborn | ||||||||
| In a hurry to get to a concert, the Hawks have only five minutes to make a "pit stop" and accidentally leave Radarr behind. Inadvertantly saving a chicken from a chef's cleaver, he flees the lovesick hen's gratitude only to fall into worse and worse traps, winding up on the ship of Cyclonian Commander Scarface and his Doom-Laden Weather Balloons of Doom. (Scar thinks escalating his simple weather balloons into fearsome weapons will guarantee him a role more prominent than "Cyclonian #2" in the Master Cyclonis biopic.) Flying to Radarr's rescue, the Hawks are imprisoned by Scar--happy day! this will surely get him noticed by Cyclonis! Will they be reunited safely before a DLWBoD gets them--or the Condor? Will the little blue whatsit be the hero once again? Or will the Hen Brigade get there first and save everyone's butts? Three guesses. =) [Footnote: it seems that none of the Hawks can actually understand what Radarr says...] | ||||||||||
| Episode #36,"Scout's Honor" | 136 | Alexx Van Dyne | ||||||||
| A Merbian carrier pigeon brings Stork the message that it's time for him to perform the annual Rites of Elp-- in which, he explains in melodramatic horror (like he does everything =) "each Merb must submit themselves to the most punishing task imaginable--we must *eek* volunteer." And there's no way to know what horrible task you may be assigned! Oh the angst! But the dread trial our Stork is honor-bound to carry out is: taking three young Merbian Sky Scouts on a camping trip to Terra Fauna..as their Scoutmaster. And did we mention that the junior Merbs (acrobatic Griffin, clever Owlsley and animal lover Pydge) are hyperactive little whiz kids who inflict substantial Condor-damage in just the few minutes they're aboard? "Let's get this soon-to-be-total-disaster started," mutters Stork. ===Meanwhile, Snipe (wincing at his latest gigantic device's failure) is impressed by a demo of Cyclonian science's new project: a mind-control helmet that can turn even the fiercest beastie into a docile slave.==After a narrow escape from a Bog Howler, Stork learns that Pydge switched maps ("Terra Fauna is boring!") and they're actually on deadly-dangerous, monster-ridden Terra Gruesomus. He radios home, and, struggling with the balky Condor, the Hawks head to his rescue...while Snipe, envisioning an all-smashing army of mind-controlled Bog Howlers, is setting course for Terra Gruesomus to collect the big bruisers en masse. Will the Hawks arrive just in time to face the Bog Howler army? Naah--by the time they make their heroic entrance, Stork and Troop 890 --making good use of the kids' skills and Stork's terror-stricken strategies-- have turned them against the Talons, Snipe is fleeing for his life, and Stork is kinda liking this Scoutmaster gig. Enough, in fact, to volunteer to take them camping again next month. =) [Footnote: I do believe this is the first time we've seen Finn pilot the Condor.] | ||||||||||
| Episode #37,"Sky's End" | 137 | Ken Pontac | ||||||||
| Driven off course by a storm, the Hawks find themselves at the edge of the known Atmos, a place called Sky's End--so remote that, like an ancient Terran map, Piper's map is annotated "here there be dragons". But there aren't really dragons here, right? Wrong. ==Attacked by a huge, fire-breathing specimen (big enough to take the Condor in its jaws), the team deploys and takes it down, only to find that it's not a creature but a ship, whose pilot apologizes for attacking them but angrily says "you've doomed them all". He's Rinjiin, last of the Dragon Knights, and he built the dragon ship to protect "my little ones": a flock of real baby dragons.==meanwhile, Murk Raider Captain Scabulous gets the report that the guardian dragon--which has cost him several ships and his left hand and eye--has been felled and the hatchlings spotted; he sets out for revenge..== Rinjiin explains that once Atmos had many dragons, but when the Atmosians developed flying machines, they considered the winged giants a threat and hunted them nearly to extinction. When Rinjiin found this clutch of unhatched eggs, he felt it his duty to defend them, and established a dragon sanctuary in this remote place, where he's learned of their gentle and harmless nature. Aerrow promises him the Hawks won't leave until the dragon airship --the colony's only defense--is repaired. [Footnote: proof that the Hawks can't understand Radarr's speech: he's forced to use charades to tell them he spotted the Raiders on their way.]==Our heroes go in fighting and score some solid hits on the Blood Crow, but the Raiders fight back with full force and things look bad until Radarr--who's quickly become an accomplished dragonrider--leads the babies to the rescue. The Raiders break off the battle to pursue the dragon airship, but are foiled by a quick ruse of the hatchlings and forced to quit the field without their revenge OR their pants. (--don't ask.) Aerrow assures Rinjiin that all the Sky Knight squadrons of Atmos have volunteered to help guard the dragons until they're old enough to defend themselves; when Stork informs him that this will take 60 years, he hastily adds that they'll work in shifts. =) | ||||||||||
| Episode #38,"Five Days" | 138 | Eric Hayden | ||||||||
| Aerrow's laid up in a full body cast, but hey, not to worry! Piper's swiped a Nil Crystal from Gundstaff that'll have him as good as new in just five days. And in the meantime, the team has everything covered:
Junko will do all the cooking, Stork's happy to share his new volume of Merbian Darkness Poetry ("Darkness, total darkness, purest black..."), and Piper says she's set a course that will keep them well clear of any trouble till he's back on his feet.
But if he moves even a fraction while the crystal's plugged into his cast, Piper and Stork warn him in dire tones, his Sky Knight days are over...he sighs, and starts counting the overhead rivets for the 1001st time.
==On Cyclonia, Snipe's clumsiness wrecks Cyclonis' latest Doom Device, and she calls up the Nightcrawlers and takes her flagship to Gundstaff's place to replace the Nil Crystal...uh-oh. Seems he only had one, and we already know where it is now.
And so does Cyclonis, since Piper politely left a signed note,
promising to return the crystal soon. That tears it: Master C has had it with the kids' meddling and sets out to nail them for good. Your orders, master?--hiss the Crawlers, and she says "Find me the Storm Hawks."
A snap, sad to say: they track down the Absolute Zeroes and mesmerize Suzy-Lu into placing a call to Piper [nice to know they exchanged numbers =)], who casually tells her they're orbiting Terra Nostris. --By now Aerrow is driving the team nuts
with his hypersensitive notice of every tiny thing that seems off-kilter on the Condor (especially that clock that's running several ticks slow), so when he senses the approaching evil, they roll their eyes and ignore it. AND find themselves eye-to-eye with Master Cyclonis, who's quite pleased
to find the Sky Knight so helpless...Piper tries a blazer crystal, remembering that Nightcrawlers can't stand light, but--seems they've been upgraded. Cyclonis fires a blast of her staff that takes out the Condor's steering and firing controls,
and Stork says resignedly "Please prepare to be boarded," but Aerrow tells Piper to hold them--somehow--for just twenty minutes. ==Cyclonis tells the Crawlers they can have the others but Aerrow is hers. Finn and Junko kick major batwing butt,
while Stork succeeds in ejecting Her Darkness from the bridge but pays for it when she flies back twice as mad. No one can match her staff's power, and she flies straight to Aerrow's room, where Piper meets her at the door, pissed off and
braced to fight. Well, purrs Cyclonis, if it isn't my 'best friend forever'...she levels Piper, pulls the crystal clear of Aerrow's cast and prepares to finish him off. So why's he smiling? I know something you don't, he says: that clock's slow.
Meaning he was back at fighting strength two minutes ago. He holds her off with Piper's staff, but she's got what she really wanted--the Nil Crystal--and doesn't really need to kill him just yet. She blows her way clear and is gone.==
Aerrow and Piper grimly say they hope they never find out what Cyclonis wanted the Nil Crystal for...but we see: she uses it to repair a shattered gem that produces a hologram image of herself as a tiny girl, sitting on the throne beside a stern, elegant
woman in full royal dress. And her face lights up with a simple joy we've never seen before. Wow. ==[Finally, a top-class episode. Hasn't been one since "Stratosphere".] | ||||||||||
| Episode #39,"Energy Crisis" | 139 | Eugene Son | ||||||||
| Shopping for supplies on a desert Terra, the Hawks cross paths (after so long!) with the Dark Ace, who's looking for an expert opinion of a strange blue crystal--and wants it kept secret from Master Cyclonis. Piper disguises herself as a shopkeeper to see what he's up to, but gives herself away with her startled reaction to seeing the stone. (Meanwhile, Finn has bought a Rubik's-Cube-like crystal puzzle which immediately consumes his total attention.) The team confronts the Ace, but is surprised when he races away without any interest in engaging them in battle--he only drops a cryptic comment about having a much bigger gift to unwrap. Piper checks references and her suspicions are confirmed: the Dark Ace has found a legendary suit of armor that will give him incredible powers. It's called the Suit of Untold Vengeance, designed by a Sky Knight of ages past. Too powerful for one person to control, it requires that blue crystal--a Medulla Crystal-- which "acts as a second brain". But the stone's dangerously unstable, and drove everyone who used it insane; so the suit was taken to the top of Mount Balto, and the Medulla Crystal supposedly destroyed...==while the Hawks consult with the scientists they rescued back in ep. 8--and Finn drives everyone crazy by refusing to stop working on the puzzle--Dark Ace teeters on the edge of complete power-madness, snarling "Atmos is mine now!" as he loots Cyclonian mining sites to feed the suit's insatiable need for fuel. (And when a call from Master Cyclonis comes in, he retorts "Take a message." Whew.) He lands on the amusement-park world, Terra Neon, and begins plundering its power supply, which is when the Hawks get called back into the fight. By forcing him to keep firing nonstop, they manage to run the suit's power down to zero, and he abandons it; Aerrow smashes the Medulla Crystal for good, and Stork melts down the Suit of Vengeance for scrap--with Finn's puzzle tossed in for good measure. | ||||||||||
| Episode #40,"Dark Waters" | 140 | Scott Sonneborn | ||||||||
| When Captain Triton and the NeckDeeps follow a distress call and vanish in the depths, the residents of Terra Aquinos--experts in airtight deep-sea engineering for 500 years-- retrofit the Condor (Stork, wide-eyed: "She looks so...beautiful.") and the Hawks' skimmers for deep running, to go to their rescue. Stork has a personal agenda on this trip as well: does the fabled lake monster, Bessie, really exist? (Stork's a believer: "I'm gonna prove all you nay-sayers wrong!") When a school of huge beasties attacks, Stork's sure he's found the legendary monster; but when the NeckDeeps' carrier, the Skyquod, is found, Triton spins them a strange tale. He's found the legendary Endless Caverns, which stretch "all the way down from the bottom of the lake to the center of the Atmos..and beyond."(Aerrow: "Beyond"? You mean...to the Other Side?" Triton: "So the legend says.") The lakebed entrance has been sealed for ages, but someone blasted open an entrance through which "Bessie" and her brood came: none other than the vain archaeologist Domiwick, from way back in Ep. 17. Domiwick planted the fake distress beacon that brought the NeckDeeps down here, and also had the affrontery to name the seeming "Bessie" and her clan "Domiwick Beasts" since he [claims to have] discovered them. (Piper: "Well, they are thoughtless and totally destructive; I'd say the name fits."). But alas, both Domiwick and Triton agree, to Stork's dismay, that Bessie is only "a legend the Aquans use to sell t-shirts". (Triton, glaring daggers at Domiwick: "Aye, he speaks true. There be no monsters in this lake--until now.") The Skyquod is parked on the lake bottom to seal the fissure Domiwick opened, and while he still wants to find the Other Side, Triton insists that more monsters can't be allowed to escape to menace Terra Aquinos. Can our heroes--and friends--seal the lake monsters back in their caverns, rescue the NeckDeeps' ship, and foil Domiwick's plan? Will Aerrow's consuming curiosity about parts of the Atmos he's never seen get the better of him? Or are there even more monster problems in store?..."You think Domiwick will make it to the Other Side?" "I guess we'll never know." [Note for Stork fangirls: LOL, Stork in a Bessie t-shirt. =)] | ||||||||||
| Episode #41,"Number One Fan" | 141 | Marty Isenberg | ||||||||
| All's quiet in the Atmos and the Hawks are bored out of their minds, so when a distress signal arrives from a tiny
Terra they arm up and dash off at once--but instead of an emergency, all they find is a fanboy with a video camera.
He's their #1 fan, Noob [yes, NC really named him that. AND he's wearing plastic Stork ears. With earrings even.], president of the Storm Hawks
Fan Club, and he faked the distress call just to get their dramatic entrance on film.
He's got a big flashing Hawks logo over his mobile home's door, and proudly says that his gallery of their memorabilia
("Atmos' largest collection of your spare parts, torn uniform scraps, used axle grease..." --even Junko's old teddy,
Mr. Bitsy) is his terra's greatest tourist attraction--eh well, aside from the old Warp Crystal mine, but who cares about that?
(Excellent jab here: Piper asks why there's no action figure of her, and Noob replies disgustedly "that's because the
brainiacs in merchandising say girl figures don't sell." Hmph, says Piper, much insulted. [And she should be!])
==Aerrow tries to bow out gracefully, but the kid begs them for just one favor: can he please, pleeeease have a ride on
the Condor? It'd be the ultimate story for the fan club newsletter! Of course, like every single other time
they've let some seemingly harmless kid onto
the ship, some havoc ensues; but Noob gets his ride. He adds that he'd love to see them in battle, but Aerrow confesses
that they haven't
seen any sign of Cyclonian activity in weeks; he's sure they're up to something....
==cut to Master Cyclonis' throne room, where she's telling Ravess and Snipe that Phase 1 of Operation Exodus is being conducted in absolute secrecy, and all they need to know is their own assignment: to hunt down rare Warp Crystals. [Aha.] A scavenger hunt?!--retorts Ravess indignantly, but Her Darkness is adamant. If the Storm Hawks interfere, she tells the siblings, she'll award untold riches to the Talon who manages to ground them--permanently. --Meanwhile, Noob has been downright rude to Finn, managed to destroy Junko's teddy and one of Finn's skimmers, AND challenged Piper on fine points of team history. He's also confessed that he's the only member of the aforementioned fanclub. At this point they conclude it's time to ditch him, and do so by faking another distress signal and charging back down to his home terra--where they drop him off. Aerrow tries to say he's safer here, but he trudges away in great dejection. Were we too harsh? they worry--but ohh no, they're not about to fall for yet another distress signal from Storm Hawks Fan Club HQ. Except that this time Noob really is trying to report a fleet of Talons roaring in at top speed...Ravess blows away his signal beacon, and as the signal falls silent, the Hawks reckon he got the message. But he's the only fan we've got, we can't just abandon him; that's bad karma or somethin'. And... what if he doesn't like us any more? worries soft-hearted Junko. Stork chimes in that there's no fury like a super-fan scorned. ("Torches..pitchforks...ohhh, it gets ugly.") So--they head back to apologize. Meanwhile, Ravess demands that Noob tell her the Hawks' whereabouts, but he taunts her about her numerous (all canon =) defeats at their hands, and she angrily replies that they won't be able to stop Operation Exodus. Noob's eyes light up, and the archer flusters; is that some sort of top secret mission you weren't supposed to mention?--needles the kid. She says he won't be so smug when he's bait for her trap. ...They lay an ambush, but Noob manages to warn the Hawks, and Piper rescues him while battle ensues. And are those Warp Crystals he's using as paperweights? Old family heirlooms, he says--the mine's been tapped out for a century. N&P hatch a fast plan, and while a gloating Ravess has the team at arrowpoint, Noob roars in from behind with the Warp Crystals loaded on his motorhome's dashboard, and BLAM. --So there are hugs and goodwill and he tells them about Operation Exodus, and Junko sympathizes that he's sacrificed his home and his whole prized collection to rescue them--you reallly are our #1 fan, he says. Oh, that's OK, Noob replies carelessly, he's decided to give up obsessing over Storm Hawks trivia and really DO something with his life. From now on it's all about his true passion....the Absolute Zeroes. Best Sky Knight squadron ever, he says. [So, gee, fans are not only rude, greedy and selfish, but thoughtlessly fickle to boot. Nice, fellas.--Isenberg's first script for the series; let's hope it's his last.] | ||||||||||
| Episode #42,"A Colonel of Truth" | 142 | Charlotte Fullerton | ||||||||
| Just as the Hawks have finished a round of spring-Condor-cleaning (and Finn pouts at not being allowed to use the squeegee =) , they're invaded by a cute but savage little animal (looks like the immature form of a Gorge Sloth but apparently isn't) that turns out to be Mr. Fluffykins (*wince*), the runaway pet of their old foe the Colonel. Filled with gratitude for his pet's safe capture and return, the arachnoid crime boss tells the team that, "by the unbreakable rules of the Gangsters' Code", he's bound to do whatever they wish until sunset that day. Will they make him clean up the mess his little furball made of their nice shiny-clean ship? Will they do what Finn wants, and demand a day of being waited on hand and foot at his lavish estate? or just sentence him to a stretch of volunteer community service? They settle for making him give away a large sack of money and free his prisoners, and all might've gone well if not for Finn's big mouth. But he just has to complicate matters by telling a wild story about how they'd not just found Fluffykins, but actually rescued him from being hit by a garbage scow...and when he can't keep his story straight, the furious Colonel breaks the deal and sets out for revenge. Stork, however, has a hunch that the little beastie wasn't just straying from the Colonel but actually trying to escape, and he proves right when Fluff, fitted with a restraining collar that keeps him grounded, howls pathetically after a pack of his own kind flying free. ==In the course of hunting down the Hawks, Fluff falls into a narrow volcanic crevasse; he can't rescue himself by flying, and Piper calls to the frantic Colonel to let them help. Still angry, he accepts for his pet's sake; they lower Radarr into the crevice on a spider-silk rope and accomplish the rescue. Once more he's in their debt--but this time all the Hawks ask is that he release Fluff into the wild. Tearfully, the Colonel realizes they're right, and takes off the collar. Freed, Fluffykins soars off into the sunset with his new flock (Stork gets all choked up, but denies he's crying: "What? I have allergies..") And we see the team finish their second round of cleaning--or re-cleaning-- the Condor, leaving only the trashed bathroom--which Finn refuses to clean until he's handed the squeegee. =) [LOL for Stork fans: he housecleans in a cute pink flowered apron. =)] | ||||||||||
| Episode #43,"Shipwrecked" | 143 | Ken Pontac | ||||||||
| Having found no further traces of the Cyclonian Operation Exodus, the Hawks decide to take a break on Terra Tropica. Of course, while everyone else is surfing, sunbathing and chowing down, it's Stork who spots the oncoming tsunami. =) When the wave recedes, the team is completely marooned: Stork and the Condor are nowhere to be seen (he's surrounded by chanting, spear-wielding natives: "I hate vacations," he moans.) Aerrow sums up their predicament neatly: "Okay, we have no food, no shelter, no weapons, and this beach is ringed with razor coral on one side and impenetrable jungle on the other." Sounds like a dandy vacation, huh? (Piper: "Tell me again why we picked a vacation spot in the middle of nowhere?")--Stork assumes that the natives will consider him a Sky God to be worshipped, but um, no: it's the Condor they accord divine status, while Stork seems destined for the stewpot. Various misadventures in food-finding, shelter-building, fire-starting and native-escaping follow. Stork takes refuge in a cave (which the natives are afraid to enter), but finds it's no ordinary cavern: it's lined with skulls and bones ("This doesn't look promising."), is guarded by a huge green-glowing monster-beastie, and contains a very strange artifact: a towering stone staircase leading up to a glowing portal to--where? Stork tentatively tries the door's handle, but it gives him a shock that throws him back down the stairs; cornered, he jams the nearest bone he can grab up the monster's nose and runs for it. ==Meanwhile, the rest are all blaming themselves/each other for their lack of basic survival skills (AND growing unexpected beards--even Piper and Radarr!--due to the properties of the only thing Junko can find that's edible).==Stork finally makes his way to the Condor, rescues the team as they're trying to surf through another tsunami, and all is well. They're not inclined to believe Stork's tale of his adventures ("a door to nowhere?"), but we see Cyclonians radioing home from the same island AND the same cave, saying "Tell Master Cyclonis we've found the temple." | ||||||||||
| Episode #44,"Power Grab" | 144 | Steve Ball | ||||||||
| Master Cyclonis takes off to investigate the portal found in the cave, leaving Ravess--to her glee--in charge of all Cyclonia. ==Cyclonis, Dark Ace and the Nightcrawlers step into the temple,
as Cyclonis says that the portal is "a door that leads to the future of Cyclonia".
They're instantly charged by the green-glowing megabeastie Stork had to dodge last time. It swipes Dark Ace aside, but bows its head and obeys when Cyclonis raises her staff in its face (what she says sounds like
"apenno Cyclonis!"); she explains to the amazed Ace that the creature is "something of a family pet...a watchdog." And no, they're not going to open the portal--yet.==Meanwhile, Ravess is cracking the whip, laying down stern disciplinary rules and,
ahem, insisting on being addressed as "Master Ravess" (when Snipe dares laugh, he gets assigned postage stamp duty...and when he rebels at that, he's put on laundry duty, and expected to get the entire royal fleet's undies "daisy-fresh"--not that I imagine
there's ever been a daisy on Cyclonia...). ==Ravess' and Snipe's sibling rivalry finally boils over: Snipe escapes his servitude by making a deal with Scar {remember him from ep. 35?} and breaking in on Sis as she's ranting that Master Cyclonis is "a childish witch
who knows nothing about running an empire!" They throw down in an all-out brawl. Snipe, with Scar's aid, gets Ravess locked into the cage he just vacated, but he's an even worse master than she was ("This ruling thing is boring! What we need is...moto-jousting!!"--ho boy.)
In short order he ticks Scar off by ignoring the promotion he promised in return for his help, and Scar stalks off scheming...while we see Snipe playing in the bathtub with his rubber duckie and shark, balefully chasing off all innocent functionaries.
He orders anyone entering Cyclonian airspace be shot out of the sky, and in short order finds himself facing a hissing-mad Repton, demanding to know why he was fired upon and taken prisoner. Beat it, lizard boy, snarls Snipe, and as Repton storms out of the palace his guard, Scar,
suggests he might be able to help...but once Repton has both Snipe and Ravess locked up, he declares himself Master, and the siblings look at each other in alarm. (And poor Scar STILL can't get anyone to promote him.) --suffice to say, the internal conflict
runs down and down the ladder, and when the smoke finally clears--Luegey is in charge of Cyclonia. And Cyclonis is NOT amused when she returns and finds this state of affairs in play. (Two great exchanges of dialogue here: Luegey: "Ruling Cyclonia is fun!" Master Cyclonis: "Oh really? I had no idea." Ravess, in jail cell: "I can explain!" Cyclonis. "I'm sure. It's the one thing you're good at.") Ravess, Snipe and Repton quarrel loudly about whose fault this mess is; Cyclonis and Dark Ace stride off in disgust. Ace asks the Master what she wants done with them, and she orders that Ravess be banished but the others kept around, as they'll be needed: and we see a transport loading the massive stone doorway from the temple cave into Cyclonis' stronghold. The Door will open a world of dark promise, she says; we must prepare for what will be the end of Atmos. | ||||||||||
| Episode #45,"Home Movie Night" | 145 | (clip episode) | ||||||||
| Episode #46,"Origins" | 146 | Rob Hoegee | ||||||||
| The origin story at last!! TOTALLY KICK-ASS-AWESOME episode, so this'll be long. Strap in, please. =)
==Ten years ago: we see the epic battle between the combined Sky Knight airforce and the Cyclonian army, led by the Storm Hawks' legendary Sky Knight, Lightning Strike. "With all Atmos united behind him, he knew he could not fail--but his own co-pilot betrayed him." Strike, the original Hawks, and the Condor were all lost, and without them the alliance crumbled into defeat. --Strike's co-pilot was the young Dark Ace, who was rewarded by the Cyclonian Empire and rose, as we know, to great power: but a secret, winged priesthood has found Strike's last descendant, and knows that only he can re-unite Atmos and destroy Cyclonia's rule. Unfortunately, the kid seems to be a bit clueless...
We see a younger Aerrow, Piper, Finn and Radarr in a makeshift fortress, defending their terra (called 'Neverlandis') and the Storm Hawks'
flag, against a wannabe junior Cyclonian squadron--which includes Junko! As expected, Piper is in charge of planning and tactics while Finn,
already a crack shot, mans the mud cannon. =) The bird-priests appear in mid-battle, tell Aerrow the tale of his destiny
and charge him with a mission: to find the Condor and re-create the Storm Hawks. They hand him a golden, hawk-headed
cylinder--
all he'll need to know is in here, they say--wish him luck and fly off. While Aerrow is --understandably!-- distracted,
the junior Cyclonians get through their defenses and take the junior Hawks prisoner (locking them in a chicken coop, yet =)
The triumphant Cyclonian-wannabes radio in news of their victory: this will earn them wings for sure! But kid Junko looks
not really happy about it. ==In the chicken coop, Aerrow opens the cylinder. Inside is a blue crystal key with the Hawks'
emblem, and an ancient map. (Piper: "Aerrow! do you have any idea what this means?" Aerrow: "Um...no.")
She excitedly explains that it can only mean he's Lightning Strike's heir, the rightful leader of the Storm Hawks--a Sky
Knight! --I am?--says awestruck Aerrow. [So, it was a hereditary title then?...] AND the map shows the location of the
Condor--"as in, THE Condor!" With that kind of firepower,
no one would dare mess with us, says Aerrow.
The skimmer gets them into the Wastelands, on the very borders of Cyclonia, where they spot the crashed Condor--which,
to their delight, seems to have already been repaired and polished to a nice shine. AND
surrounded by defensive boobytraps. [Three guesses who, and the first two don't count. =)=)] They barrel toward the ship,
but their path is blocked by a grim figure in homemade armor, armed with, um, a broom. =)
That trap was made for Cyclonians, he tells them, voice shaking with anger, and you had better have a good
explanation for ruining it! Aerrow explains about the attack, the bird priests, and his mission: "we came here to
find the Condor, rebuild the Storm Hawks,
and fulfill some kind of Atmos-saving destiny."
He tells them that he escaped into the Wastelands when his home terra, Merbia (we knew it!!), was attacked by the
Cyclonians. Lucky I found this ship, he says--it's deadly out there. You made all these repairs yourself?--asks
impressed Piper,
and he modestly replies that he made a few upgrades: upped the power of the blaster array, added an omni-directional tiller, improved the autopilot AND installed cup holders. =)
Finn thinks this pretty sweet, but Stork sighs bitterly: "oh yeah, sweet, except that I can't find the blasted key to the ship!!
I've been stuck in here... for years..."*slightly mad cackle*
"--I tell you, that thing (points a shaking finger at the ship's ignition) mocks me!"-- Aerrow grins. "I think we may be able to help each other out," he says, and produces the blue crystal key. And we are go. =)=)
==And on Cyclonia, Master Cyclonis is having her grandmother's throne moved out, saying it's too old-fashioned; times are changing, Dark Ace, she says. He assures her that he remains her humble servant. Good, she says; we have work to do. | ||||||||||
| Episode #47,"The Ultra Dudes" | 147 | Scott Sonneborn | ||||||||
| Aerrow and Piper lead a stealth mission to check out the weird cave Stork found in that Terra Tropican jungle; Piper doesn't like it
that the Cyclonians are showing such interest in the place. To get noisy Finn out of the picture, Aerrow sends him on a "very important mission" to pick up some spare crystals.
But count on the Finnster to find trouble: in this case, a Wild West-style town, where in no time flat he runs afoul of a bad-tempered, four-armed reptilian gunslinger--none other than Captain Scabulous--who has a stash of just the crystals he was sent to acquire.
Finn beats the goon by shooting the latch that dumps a truckload of barrels on his head, but he snarls that
Finn's just made his worst mistake, mounts his ride and flies off. Grateful townspeople surround our sharpshooter, saying that roughneck has been raiding the town weekly and cleaning out their crystal supply.
But now they're saved--they have a hero to kick the bad guy's butt outa town! (One admiring little kid thinks he must be a Sky Knight, and Finn honestly admits he's not, but adds that he's the Domo of Terra Vapos and that's nearly as cool. =)
Finn tries to say he and Radarr are just there for some crystals, but--when the people slump in disappointment--he decides he can be their hero until it's time to rendezvous with the Condor. They tell him they'll supply all the crystals he needs.
He says he'll need one more thing...he deputizes some locals to be his own squadron, the Ultra Dudes, and prepares to teach them his awesome fighting style...Finn Fu. Radarr is NOT impressed. (And "chika-cha!" proves hard to teach.) Meanwhile, painted in jungle camo and swatting bugs, the rest of the Hawks creep through the jungle and find the village of the natives who pursued Stork last time...or what's left of the village. "This is never a good sign," mutters the Merb. Inside the temple, to Stork's chagrin, they find both the monster and the Gate he described to the team gone. "Maybe I am going crazy", he quavers, but as Junko tucks a comforting arm around his shoulders, a familiar sardonic voice comes from above: "You're not going crazy; you're too late." It's Ravess, and Aerrow draws at once, saying they might've known she was behind it; but she icily says he's mistaken, and she might even tell him more if he'll stand down, since "that little brat, Cyclonis, no longer has the honor of my allegiance". The Hawks look at each other--what's this? a rift in the upper Cyclonian ranks?--and Aerrow says all right, they're listening. Good, she says; now what do you know of the Far Side of Atmos? == Meanwhile, Finn is impressing upon his Ultra Dudes the importance of impressing anyone you talk to with cool stories of your heroic exploits--when suddenly word comes that Scabulous is back and has brought his gang. Finn tells his posse to run for it, but they're ready to use what he taught them to defend their terra, and the Finnster is forced to admit that a lot of what he "taught" them was hot air. They scornfully say they'll fight anyway, and Radarr glares at Finn, who realizes he's got to come through. Ravess tells the Hawks that Cyclonis has been looking for a way to the Far Side. "That fool explorer, Domiwick" had been her expedition leader, but he disappeared [in episode #40, as you'll recall]; and now she's found it herself. Piper guesses that must be the doorway Stork found, and tells the group "the scrolls say the Far Side is a place of unimaginable power"--power Cyclonis mustn't be allowed to get. Aerrow says they have to stop her, and Ravess says "fortunately, you still can", since Cyclonis has the Door but not the key. ==She turns and walks off. Piper asks what that means, and the archer sneers that they shouldn't push their luck; she's helping them because it will hurt Cyclonis, but that doesn't mean she likes them. Cyclonian guards fire on the Hawks, and they cut and run. Finn and the Dudes face the Roughnecks and with an unlikely mixture of fancy flying, attitude and slapstick luck --and a genuinely cool Finn/Scabulous mano-a-mano showdown (wrapped up with his new signature move, the "Finnito")--manage to put them away. Finn returns to the team with the crystals and says he's learned all he wants to know about the role of a leader; he's glad to be back as the Number Two guy in this team. (Piper says "you're not"; Stork says "not even number three"; and Finn shushes Junko before he can chime in.) But Piper grimly says that things aren't back to normal, and won't be as long as Cyclonis has the Door, because whatever she's planning can't be good. | ||||||||||
| Episode #48,"A Wallop for All Seasons" | 148 | Eugene Son | ||||||||
| We see the Hawks in a library, poring over stacks of books in search of more information on the Door and the missing key. Suddenly the door bursts open: a figure cries out "Junko of Wallop!",
charges the team and presents a staff that holds a massive, engraved golden key, set with a green crystal.
This is yours, he says. ==The big guy looks most dismayed, saying it's a summons to return to Terra Wallop --they're only sent for very serious reasons.
The Hawks exchange worried glances; Junko says, "I have to go."Aerrow says they'll come to Wallop with him; he wants them to stay and continue the research, but Aerrow says "Storm Hawks stick together," and Piper assures Junko she can bring the scrolls along and continue the work.
Welll..okay...but they have to remember that Wallops don't trust outsiders.==The Wallops are indeed a mean-looking bunch, and poor Junko begins to think this was a very bad idea. Finn tries applying his famous charm, but nearly gets pounded by an offended Wallop he didn't realize was female.
But Junko finally manages to present himself before Chief Thragg, who declares that the clan has chosen Junko to take over his uncle Dilly's family business. He protests that he can't--he's a Storm Hawk!--but refusing the post will bring shame on his entire family...oh, dear...
The Hawks have a hard time keeping their faces straight when they learn that the family business is "Dilly's Frillies"--a ladies' lingerie store. (Even lady Wallops like to wear "frilly, delicate whatnots" on occasion, apparently.) Grow up, guys, everybody needs underwear, chides Piper;
but Aerrow presses Junko pretty hard on whether his loyalty to his family counts for more than his bond with the team.==Comedy time: a difficult customer comes in demanding her favorite model, Bumpy Rumpies, and only Dilly knew where they were stored. But when Piper and Aerrow go in search of the retired
uncle, they run smack into a party of Cyclonian guards. ("What are you doing on Terra Wallop?" "Would you believe selling underwear?")
When they report back, Junko says he'll have to tell the Chief at once, but Thragg, to his shock, says he already knows
there are Cyclonians on Wallop--he's the one who invited them. --And there they are, inside the council chamber itself. We've signed a mutual protection treaty, says the chief:
the Cyclonians are going to win the battle for Atmos, and the Wallops will be on the winning side. The Hawks draw back, stunned. Aerrow says they should just get the heck out, but Junko says he'd be branded a coward and could never face his people again. He's got to go through with it, though he can't use his knuckle-busters AND Thragg is three times his size. He makes the Hawks promise not to interfere. As he marches into the grove where the battle is to be, Finn says, "We're never gonna see Junko again, are we?"... The two Wallops fight an awesome no-holds-barred brawl, throwing boulders, tree trunks, everything in the forest at each other. Thragg says fear is the only shame, and Junko retorts that Thragg fears the Cyclonians--he must, or he'd stand up to them, and reject their evil. Thragg roars that he fears no one--but Cyclonis is too strong to stand against. The chief cracks huge tree trunks with every punch, and Junko maneuvers him into a spot where four such weakened trees fall on him at once, pinning him down. Thragg says there's no shame in losing to a stronger Wallop, and calls him "Chief Junko", telling him only the Chief of Wallop can annull the treaty. If Junko truly wants to drive the Cyclonians off Terra Wallop, he must finish off Thragg and take his place. Junko bellows and charges-- The anxious Hawks, watching the entrance to the grove, see someone approaching...and it's Junko. They rush to him, asking how it feels to be the new Chief of Wallop, but he says he didn't exactly win--and there's Thragg coming up behind him.
The Hawks head for the Condor, and Junko turns for a last try, saying that strength means nothing if you don't have the courage to use it for good. Thragg snarls that he has no right to talk of courage, when he hadn't enough courage to finish the ritual.
Junko pleads with him to stop the treaty before it's too late, but the huge Wallop shoves him toward the ship. You're not a Wallop, he roars; you're a disgrace. And he strides away, with the rest of Junko's clan.
The Cyclonian captain orders that Cyclonis be notified the Hawks have left Wallop; but the Wallops who heard Junko's speech are having second thoughts, and talk among themselves about defying the Chief. | ||||||||||
| Episode #49,"Payback" | 149 | Scott Sonneborn | ||||||||
| Cyclonis gives Team Repton the mission of blowing up the Condor, but fully realizing that most of them are
idiots, she doesn't trust them to make sure the Storm Hawks are on board at the time--she sends backup to cover that.
So, as the Hawks walk out of the diner where they stopped for lunch, the first thing they see is their ship exploding in a huge fireball, and the second is Snipe and his Talons. Run, says Aerrow, we'll meet at the emergency rendezvous--
but not before Stork sees who's responsible for the loss of his one-and-only.==Piper and Junko manage to swipe skyrides, Aerrow has his backpack wings, and Finn stows away on a garbage scow with a friendly captain (she's
got relatives who were on Blizzardis when the Hawks saved it), but Stork can only jump off the terra's edge and parachute to the surface. When he learns he's on Repton's home terra, Bogaton, he vows --of course, he vows--revenge.
("Repton took my ship, my home, my love...now it's time for payback.") Cyclonis is furious that the Hawks escaped and says she'll personally finish off Repton, but he defiantly says she can't possibly get to him through Bogaton's powerful defenses. But Repton reckons without the cold fury of Ninja Stork, who's already wiped out one patrol and sent the message "Tell Repton I'm coming for him".==Aerrow and Radarr are taken under the protection of a flight of Guardians; Junko is rescued by a clown wrestler he met during his stint as the Masked Masher (he's ticked off that the Cyclonians blew up "the best diner in the Atmos"--it apparently made terrific air chili); and Piper is saved by the giant Gundstaff, who doesn't take kindly to Cyclonian trespassers (they've taken more from me than you ever have, he says, showing Piper a photo of his wife and child). He invites Piper to borrow any crystals she needs from his vast hoard, and her eyes light up at the awesome sight.==Meanwhile, the one patrol survivor reports back to Repton, who assumes their attacker was an assassin sent by Cyclonis, and orders him found and destroyed. None too easy a task when the quarry is a master of the defensive boobytrap... The Guardians tell Aerrow that the hour of his destiny is approaching, and all Atmos will be involved. He confidently says he's survived some pretty tough scrapes, but they somberly say that they've scryed the future and only seen "an Atmos without you". Radarr whines anxiously.== Repton hears a dreadful howling on his radio and asks his brother what's happened, but instead hears Stork's icy hiss (he sounds scary mean here) "I've taken them all out, Repton...and now I'm coming for you." Repton cringes. Who could be out there? the entire Cyclonian fleet?! --and he makes the terrible mistake of laughing when Stork appears. "You?! and I was actually worried!" [Be afraid, dumb lizard, be very afraid.] Aerrow protests that the Guardians can't be leaving if the battle for Atmos is so near, but they say their time here has come to a close. They transform into their winged shapes and fly away--just as Snipe's ship breaks through the clouds.==a Talon flight breaks into Gundstaff's cave, but Piper fights them off singlehanded with a spectacular display of combined crystal manipulation. Gundstaff comments that he's only seen one other person work with crystals that way: Master Cyclonis. [Piper's gonna turn out to be her good long-lost sister or something, right? I just know it.] Junko and the clown wrestler mop up the Cyclonians and the clown offers him a lift. =) Snipe's unfortunate gunner protests that they can't fire on Aerrow, who's too close to the ship, but Snipe insists, and you can imagine what happens--the Cyclonians shoot themselves and go down in a cloud of smoke. Finn and the friendly Blizzardian manage to elude (and flatten) pursuit (great exchange here. Finn: "Sorry for all the trouble I caused you." Marge: "Ahh, there's plenty of trash on the Atmos, but you're the only Storm Hawks we've got.") and she likewise gives him a ride back to the rendezvous point...where everyone has arrived except Stork. Finn and Junko trade worried looks.
Stork and Repton have a great, toe-to-toe battle that ends with them both hanging over a precipice, Stork clinging to the Raptor chief's tail. Stork confesses he never thought he could beat Repton; he just had no reason to live without the Condor and was determined to drag Repton down with him.
Repton: "You idiot! It was just a ship!" Stork: "You take that back!!" *chomping into tail* Repton: "I mean that it can be rebuilt!"...um, Stork hadn't thought of that.--He suddenly realizes he's hanging over a fathomless drop; scrambles up Repton's body (yay for adhesive toes) and offers to haul him up as well; but the lizard draws a boomerang blade and hurls it at him, and
when Stork dodges it sweeps back--and knocks the Raptor chieftain off the edge.
We see Snipe being dragged into Master Cyclonis' presence, begging for mercy. You may live, she says icily, and he crawls to her and kisses her feet in gratitude before she adds "--in the Wastelands." No! no! he howls as he's hauled away, but she says there's a reason she's being merciful. She turns back to a drawing of the Door and its spiky key that she's studying. His failure is irrelevant, she says, because soon it will be too late for the Storm Hawks--or anyone--to stop her... | ||||||||||
| Episode #50, "The Key"" | 149 | Alexx Van Dyne | ||||||||
| The Hawks squabble amusingly over which modifications should be made to the design of the rebuilt Condor (Aerrow of course wants more room for weapons systems, while Finn holds out for bigger cupholders:"I get dehydrated!") when Piper gets word that the
Cyclonians are doing some digging around in the Forbidden City. She and Aerrow go to check it out, leaving the other four to continue their squabble. (ejector seats! a disco! a treehouse for Radarr!)--A&P get embroiled in a dogfight with a Cyclopnian squadron, but
fight them off with some gorgeous tricks that show them at full mastery of their skills. and Piper does some outright crystal magick that leaves even Aerrow wide-eyed. They can't figure out why the Cyclonians would be interested in this place: last time they were here, they recall [all the way back in ep #17], there was nothing in the ruins but the Oracle, and once she'd been freed the ruin collapsed into rubble. What could Cyclonis want there?-- they'll just have to see for themselves. ==Meanwhile, the squabble continues: Finn keeps demanding the poor Raptor scientists build him bigger and yet bigger disco balls, while Stork wants precise calibration of the pressure on the ejector seats and a trap door big enough to drop a hogsquatch. (AND the steering wheel leather has to match the rest of the cockpit. =) A&P fly into a boobytrap and have a bad moment suspended from the cave ceiling while Dark Ace and Cyclonis fly in; it seems she's spotted them, but Piper uses Gundstaff's cloaking crystal to hide them and the dark pair walk on. Cyclonis performs a quasi-Latin incantation [approximately "Opportunitas availus beseechus espiritus futuritas": I'd guess "Spirit, please give us a chance to see the future"?] and the glowing form of the Oracle appears, saying that only great power and need could compel her here after her liberation: what does Cyclonis require? Simple, says the princess: I have a door to the Other Side of Atmos, but I don't have the key. Where is it? The Oracle asks in essence 'how would I know?" and Cyclonis snaps that she's learned this cave was built to safeguard the Key, with the Oracle as its guardian. She manifests a holographic image of it, and Aerrow and Piper both react: it's the rough crystal stone she's been carrying ever since the Oracle gave it to him back in ep. 17. [I am going to HAVE to watch that one again.] They'd had no idea it was anything of value... ==Cyclonis levels her staff: Tell me or be destroyed, she snarls, and the Oracle raises her head: Now in the safe keeping of the Ultimate Guardians of Atmos, she replies calmly. "And they are?" demands Cyclonis, and A&P quietly gulp, "Us?!" The Oracle says it's harder to destroy a spirit than she may think, but Cyclonis smiles coldly and aims her lance, and a beam causes the ethereal beauty to twist in pain. I've been studying much more than the Key, she says; I know how to destroy you, so unless--and a blue crystal beam knocks her staff from her hand. At her distraction the Oracle makes her escape, and battle between the adversaries is joined. Things look bad: Piper's crystal powers are at their highest, but Cyclonis is a master of the art, strong enough to battle Piper and lend Dark Ace new powers at the same time. Piper proves able to do the same for Aerrow, but not before Cyclonis has secured the Key and made good their escape as the temple begins to crumble. Ace tells Cyclonis they should make sure the Hawks don't survive; she says she's not wasting any more time on them now that she has all they need. He protests that "the girl--she has the power now too", but the princess is sure it will destroy Piper before she learns to control it. Ace is not so sure.-- Outside the temple, Piper is kicking herself for not keeping the Key from Cyclonis. Aerrow says they'll get it back, but Piper doesn't think they can fight power like the Cyclonians'. Aerrow reminds her that she has the same power herself now and only needs to master it, but Piper uneasily says that that power is "dark...very dark".
Back 2 the base: A&P are dismayed to find Finn, Radarr and Junko still bickering about whose Condor design is best, but Stork
quashes all debate by revealing the finished carrier: Condor Classic. "I took her back to spec," he says modestly. =) We're back in business, says Aerrow happily as they walk toward the ship; Finn mentions hopefully that it's still not too late to add a dance floor. == | ||||||||||
| Episode #51, "Cyclonia Rising, Part 1" | 149 | David Slack | ||||||||
| Dark Ace stands watching the portal through which his lady-and-master disappeared; dark-hooded figures step out of it, walk down the steps and file past him, only one even bothering to glance at him. They're Nightcrawlers, but armed with new,
wicked-looking crystal lances and power belts (which grip onto them like jeweled spiders).
Don't worry, Dark Ace, says Cyclonis calmly as she floats after them with a huge, crystalline flower in her arms: Farside technology is every bit as powerful as I'd expected. Atmos is as good as mine.==One takes a shot at the Ace and disarms him; he looks uneasy and angry. Behind them a huge, glowing enegry beast roars in its cage.
Nightcrawlers, says Cyclonis with cool relish, begin Phase One. On board Condor II, distress calls are pouring in: the shipyards of Aquinos, the smelter on Terra Gale, and then one from the keepers of the timepulse on Terra Glockenchime. [By now you have to really appreciate the care and patience with which Nerd Corps has built this world: every one of these names is a place and people we know. =)] ==that one they can reach in time, thanks to C2's new Scramjets, and they get there to find the amped-up Nightcrawlers engaged in blowing up the timepulse tower. Aerrow's already begun to count on the power boost Piper can give him, but she hasn't quite mastered it yet and her lag time nearly costs them the fight. ==When they return to the Condor, there's much rejoicing, but they honestly report that the fight was very close; and then (ye cats!) a huge apparition of Master Cyclonis appears in the skies, telling all of Atmos that it's witnessing the dawn of a new age of Cyclonian power, and that their Terras will be spared serious damage if they surrender by sundown. [Never known for her understatements, that girl.] In the council hall on Terra Atmosia, just about the whole cast of series characters --Absolute Zeroes, Red Eagles, Rebel Ducks, on and on--is arguing, but Radarr lets out a coyote howl to get attention and Aerrow takes the floor, saying--as you know he would--that unless the Terras unite and fight together they'll each fall alone. There's much bickering and doubt (Starling gets in a good shot at haughty Harrier =). Aerrow points out that even though they've lost Aquinos' shipyards they have the aid of the Teradon Raptor scientists, who can convert just about anything into a warship. And the Timekeepers have been working on a backup plan for the timepulse ever since the last Cyclonian attack on the beacon [--a memory which must make Harrier wince. Good shot, A-chan. ]. --This time, Aerrow says with passionate intensity, will be different; because this time we have no other choice.
Starling drops to one knee and salutes him with no hesitation: We fight as one, she replies. All the assembled Sky Knights, one by one, follow suit, eventually even Harrier. --Finn looks around and snorts: Dude, he says to Stork, we're not seriously gonna-- At three hours+ till sundown, the collective effort is in full gear. Radarr and Starling are working on individual armaments; Junko and the reptile scientists focus on arming up ships and vehicles; Finn heads out to round up reinforcements, and Stork has the task of cracking the Farside technology from the one example they have, a Nightcrawler's crystal-studded spider-belt. As for me, says Piper wryly, I just have to master a strange power I don't understand without any training or instructions (we see her sitting in lotus position, glowing, crystals circling her in a levitated spin)---but hey, no pressure... Ace tells Cyclonis that they should attack now, before Atmosia can mount a defense--they'll never surrender. I don't expect them to, replies the princess serenely, still focusing on the huge crystal flower... Stork is using heavier and heavier artillery on the spider-belt with no success, and is starting to giggle unnervingly; Finn has been taken captive by the Murk Raiders. UHH-oh.
We see Piper and Aerrow training together, he tirelessly encouraging her past failure after failure: she accomplishes 'falcon's flight', giving him the power to fly unaided, but collapses in exhaustion as he lands....
Starling calls in, saying it's time to move. They can see Sky Knight squadrons flying overhead. Aerrow says firmly that they won't use the binding again till they know it's safe, and Piper sighs in exasperation.
The Cyclonian battlefleet takes to the sky, single fliers flanking huge superdreadnaughts, and the Sky Knight squadrons engage them head-on. My brand new Condor, nobody scratch her, nobody--prays Stork until the first rip appears in her hull, and then it's Total War: "you're all going down!" he howls, cackling wildly as he fires. =)
Junko is dismayed to find the Wallops are fighting on the Cyclonian side ("that's so un-Wallopy!" he pleads, having hoped--I guess--that ep. 148 made a difference). Piper is about to use the binding, protesting to Aerrow
that they're outnumbered and outgunned, until--yay!!--Finn arrives with a fleet of Murk Raiders, having convinced them to enlist,
though not to attack on his command =). (he still can't resist a bitchen' air-guitar performance as the Raiders rip through a Cyclonian wave as though it was tissue.)==Piper finally can't keep from using a binding technique, 'stars' fury', to help Aerrow beat the chief Wallop, Thragg, and he stares in awe at himself and Piper haloed in a golden glow
Is she all right? she says she is... As thr Cyclonians retreat, Starling, Aerrow and Piper grimly agree that was much too easy. The job's not done, Aerrow says, and he raises his blue crystal blade. We've won the battle, now it's time to win the war, he calls to the army: we fly on to Cyclonia! But as they fly toward the dark Terra, Piper can't quite sight it: surely, a Terra can't just disappear? OH no, it can do a lot worse...and they all stare in horror as Terra Cyclonia itself, the whole thing,, rises into the sky ahead, and swarms upon swarms of dark warriors head for the Sky Knight squadrons. There's too many, gasps Junko, and Aerrow, stunned, commands the Atmosian army to fall back. | ||||||||||
| Episode #52, "Cyclonia Rising, Part 2" | 149 | David Slack | ||||||||
| We see Terra Gale wiped out, Dove barely rescuing her grandfather in time; we see the elders on Terra Atmosia, saying in despair that nine Terras have been
lost in as many days, that Atmos' defenses are in disarray and there's no other choice--just as the door opens, and Dark Ace walks in with a phalanx of Nightcrawlers.
Kneel, he says, and, sadly, they surrender. Piper, keeping her log, says it's been six weeks since Atmosia surrendered--"six long weeks of Cyclonian rule." Other Terras fell just as fast, she says somberly, as we see Terra Neon's fall. Starling, among others, is in captivity; skyrides have been destroyed; Cyclonian soldiers and Nightcrawlers are on constant patrol, and not even Cyclonia's allies have freedom. The age of the Sky Knights is over, the dark princess tells a crowd, but the Cyclonian banner she unfurls has a Storm Hawks symbol painted over it. The crowd roars with laughter, and she commands Dark Ace to bring the Hawks in, any way possible. We see them laughing over their successful prank; Piper begins to cough, and all fall silent, looking at her anxiously. She says she's fine, but Aerrow denies it, saying they're allworried: she hasn't used the binding in weeks and still looks worse and worse. (And she doesn't look good; there's an awful grey tone to her skin, dark circles under her eyes.)--With no success yet in Stork's research on Farside technology, and little luck in contacting the Wallop resistance, the only way to remind the people there's hope is--more pranks! (Did you know the Cyclonian troops wear undies with little Cyclonian emblems on them? They probably wish we didn't...=) But the fun has a price: Cyclonis, furious, flies her Terra to Atmosia and says the people there will pay for the resistance's defiance with their lives. As she prepares to plow it under as she's done with others, Aerrow tells her to stop, and when she retorts 'give me one good reason', he says he'll give her six. =( Spare Atmosia, he says, and we'll turn ourselves in. And they do, to her gloating pleasure. One by one she crushes their beautiful, handmade skyrides in her machine. Aerrow and Piper look at each other in anguish. As the Hawks are about to be imprisoned with other Sky Knights in the Crystal Prism, though, Ace asks the chance to finish Aerrow off in battle. Cyclonis rolls her eyes and snides "so he can slip thru your fingers one last time?" but grants him the right to throw Aerrow into the prism himself. Of course, they have a plan: Piper uses a crystal jutsu, 'diamond edge', to make it possible for Aerrow to cut through the prism and free the captives (and chickens =). She looks worse than ever but says it's worth it. Finn locates the Cyclonians' skyrides, and they take to the skies to take down the aerial Terra or die trying. Junko tells Stork to climb aboard his Cyclonian ride, but the Merb grins. "No thanks," he breathes with dark relish, "brought my own"; and he pries off his x-shaped chestplate and flicks a hidden switch, and Condor II rises majestically into view. Finn stares; Junko chortles; Stork cackles evilly. Too TOO great. =)=) The guards order them to halt, but the seemingly-loyal Wallops step in glaring, and Junko says "meet the Wallop Resistance!" And they're off. Dark Ace snarls that when this is all over Aerrow will wish he had entered the crystal prison, and the redhead glares bloody murder. --man, let's see. The energy pontoons are shielded and can't be blown up; Ace and Aerrow go to-to-toe again and he's grabbed away by Piper, who looks like death and gallantly says she can barely walk but can still fly; Finn delivers his best line of the ep, "We've got about a thousand problems and they're all wearing the same black hoodie!"; things look bad, and I mean, REALLY fkn' bad. But of all weird things, the Nightcrawlers' crystal spiders turn out to be allergic to Radarr; and Piper almost gives way, but achieves perfect attunement and merges her energy and Aerrow's (in a jutsu called, fittingly, 'lightning strike') that holds Dark Ace at bay until he and the princess are forced to pull so much power from the crystal prism that he's blown to atoms. Terra Cyclonia begins to fall from the sky, and Cyclonis tries to escape through the portal, but Piper --who appears to have completely regained her health--opens the portal wide enough for Condor II to pass, and Aerrow says, "Stork, take us through." We hear Starling saying it's been six hours since Cyclonia fell and Atmos was set free--and the bravest people she knows passed to the Farside. Atmos owes them a debt it can never repay, but at least when they return they'll get the reception they deserve, she says, as the Cyclonian flag over Atmosia is pulled down and replaced with a Hawks banner. She salutes it; good luck, friends, she says... And on Condor II, we see the kids standing spellbound and amazed at the gorgeous landscape and glowing cliffs of the Farside. Aerrow grins. This, he says, is gonna be fun. |
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