The Cougar Monologues
The speedy speeches and wise words of s-CRY-ed's Sakura Cyclone, Straight Cougar

Episode 6--"Zetsuei"


[Driving with Urizane and Elian and a carful of watermelons]

Cougar: "I don't understand why I have to get stuck driving around with these losers every day. *gasp* Urizane, do you have to be such a pig? [Urizane gives him a Look and starts spitting seeds at the dash.] ENOUGH WITH SPITTING OUT THE SEEEEEEDS! Oh man..."


[As his HOLY comrades fight some Native Alters, Cougar reads inside his car.]

Cougar: "Eh... they're such morons... no appreciation for culture."


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