The Cougar Monologues
The speedy speeches and wise words of s-CRY-ed's Sakura Cyclone, Straight Cougar

Episode 2--"Ryuho"

"The Alter name I was given--is Radical Good Speed! WHOOO, let's go!--[Mundane sedan disguise peels off the car as it transforms into Cougar's bitchin' Drastic Pussycat]--Because of my Alter ability I can make anything run faster! The answers to all the problems that face mankind lie in speed! If you can do something fast it gives you that much more time to finish your next task! Anyone can do it slowly--if you spend 20 years even a fool can write a best-selling novel--[here he goes so fast that I swear even I can't make him out] --so the cultural law of nature indicates that speed means talent and that's my philosophy!! Yeeaahhhhaha!!
---Wonderful! Two minutes and twenty seconds, my fastest time ever! I love it! Two more seconds to live!"

"Y'know, Ms. Minori, I've been thinking, traveling is a wonderful thing. It's got everything, y'know? the people, the historic ruins, and each new experience becomes your life experience so it really becomes knowledge and knowledge is everything! The actual time you spend traveling is actually the worst part--no one enjoys that--you'd have to be crazy!
But I can compact that time amazingly--almost destructively--that's why I love traveling, are you listening, Ms. Minori? Ms. Minori??!!"