The Cougar Monologues
The speedy speeches and wise words of s-CRY-ed's Sakura Cyclone, Straight Cougar

Episode 18--"Straight Cougar"


Cougar:"When a man's destiny is being controlled by others, then he has no will, and a man without a will is without cultural knowledge, and without cultural knowledge, there is no me! So... I'm gonna do this for you, MIZ MINORIIIIII!!! --Hey, did I say it right that time?"

"Someone said that bigger is better, and that speed can't compete with mass! But if I concentrate my speed into one spot I can crush through the mass no matter HOW thick it is! AHAHAHAAAA!!! [crashes the car into a huge wall and goes flying through the air] Dramatic... fantastic... ecstatic... ahahahahaha!


[fighting Kazuma]

Cougar:"This is the power of someone who's seen the Other Side? No, I just don't believe it! Ha, it's nothing! Shall I tell you what's lacking? Just this: passion, elegance, diligence, sophistication, insight, dignity, and the most important thing of all... [kicks Kazuma across the ground] ...you're far too slow!"


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