Vacuum Flowers
a MST3K tribute page

--here's my page dedicated to the most wonderful of all TV shows, Mystery Science Theater 3000. even at its worst it was unique: but in its best years, from 1989 to 1995, it combined an original concept with a poignant humanity and sweet goofiness that made it incomparable. people who praise only the show's humor and sharp cleverness are missing, i think, what truly made it special. under conditions intended to break him, Joel Robinson asserted the best of the human spirit: he built a family [literally!] and taught it to respect all life and meet cruelty with humor, loyalty and courage. it didn't always work that way - the 'bots, for all their charm, were still machines, capable of answering Joel's most touching lessons with snide indifference - but in their finest hours they stood united against the worst a bitter genius could sling at them and came out shining. i love love love this show all the way from the KTMA movies to the end of Season Five.

my episode guide originally appeared in my MST fanzine Shadowramma -
it's never been on the web before...

...after that I just couldn't care anymore...

Lyrics to just about all the songs from Seasons 1-6.

also here will be my only completed piece of MST fanfic, Monster Movie.

and i'll be choosing some MST links to put here too.

you can write me at

...return to Area 77.